Attention Rod Speed: Your head is firmly implanted in your (well-used) rectum. Please seek medical a

[Rod Speed]

Your point being?

That you are a ****wit chav, ****wit chav.

 

[Bilky White]

That you are a

No it isn't. What logical process did you go through to arrive at that
conclusion? It makes no sense at all. Dance my little muppet puppet,
DANCE.

 

[Rod Speed]

Some ****wit chav desperately cowering behind
Bilky White wrote just what you'd expect
from a desperately cowering ****wit chav.

 

[Bilky White]

Some garbage

How did the Ashes go Roddie?

 

[Rod Speed]

Some ****wit chav desperately cowering behind
Bilky White wrote just what you'd expect
from a desperately cowering ****wit chav.

 

[John Turco]

John Turco wrote


And the area was of so little interest to the romans that it made a
lot more sense to just wall it off and let those savages kill each
other.

Hello, Rod:

Lengthy fortifications (e.g., "Hadrian's Wall") were built, to prevent
Pictish tribes from invading Roman territory. (The Picts weren't even
Celtic, but they were pretty nasty, themselves!)

Wikipedia - Hadrian's Wall
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian's_Wall>

Oh, and the above Web page contains this link:

Wikipedia - John Speed
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Speed>

"John Speed (1552–1629) was a historian, now best remembered as the
cartographer whose maps of English counties are often found framed
in homes throughout the United Kingdom."

One of your illustrious English ancestors, by any chance?

 

[John Turco]

No, it is poor grammar. If people are confused by correct grammar then
they need to learn to read again. QED.

Either the British educational system fails to provide "correct grammar"
courses, these days, or...scatterbrained chavs (such as yourself) simply
have woefully short attention spans.

Or >both<, perhaps?

 

[John Turco]

Now that's better. Punctuation and grammar much improved. I'm glad you
took my advice to improve it. However those commas are completely redundant
so you still have a way to go.

No, >you< "have a way to go" -- right out the door!

 

[John Turco]

Your point being?

That should be self-explanatory, my good chav.

 

[Rod Speed]

John Turco wrote

Rod Speed wrote

Lengthy fortifications (e.g., "Hadrian's Wall") were built, to prevent
Pictish tribes from invading Roman territory. (The Picts weren't
even Celtic, but they were pretty nasty, themselves!)

Yeah, I wasnt saying that those savages were celts, should have said that more carefully.

Wikipedia - Hadrian's Wall
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian's_Wall>

Oh, and the above Web page contains this link:

Wikipedia - John Speed
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Speed>

"John Speed (1552-1629) was a historian, now best remembered
as the cartographer whose maps of English counties are often
found framed in homes throughout the United Kingdom."

One of your illustrious English ancestors, by any chance?

Could be. My sister was planning to do some geneology, havent kept up with what she managed to come up with.

That side of the family certainly came from there.

 

[Rod Speed]

That should be self-explanatory, my good chav.

He's one of the bad chavs, completely worthless in fact.

 

[Bilky White]

Either the British educational system fails to provide "correct grammar"
courses, these days, or...scatterbrained chavs (such as yourself) simply
have woefully short attention spans.

Or >both<, perhaps?

Or more probably neither. Either way, we have the Ashes. Did you notice
that one of those sentences begins with a conjunction? That's poor grammar
too but the point is that I know whereas you have to have yours pointed out
to you by someone you call a chav. What does that make you? A sub-chav?

 

[Bilky White]

No, >you< "have a way to go" -- right out the door!

Oh dear, what a terrible retort but I'll bite just for funsies. What door?
There's no door in a newsgroup. I think you and Roddie boy have been
tapping away at those keys on your own for too long.

 

[Bilky White]

That should be self-explanatory, my good chav.

Ah, as your existence then, completely pointless.

 

[Bilky White]

He's one of the bad chavs, completely worthless in fact.

G'day cobbah, thanks for the Ashes. You ready to dance to my tune again?

 

[Rod Speed]

Or more probably neither. Either way, we have the Ashes.

Only fools give a flying red **** about shit like that.

Did you notice that one of those sentences begins with a conjunction?

That's poor grammar too but the point is that I know whereas you have to have yours pointed out to you by someone you
call a chav.

That pathetic excuse for a sentence should be taken out the
back and beaten to death with the largest waddy you can find.

You in spades.

What does that make you? A sub-chav?

A chav ****er, actually.

 

[Rod Speed]

G'day cobbah,

Can't even manage to spell it.

thanks for the Ashes.

Its your corpse, chav child.

 

[Bilky White]

Only fools give a flying red <edit> about <edit> like that.

Clearly you care with a passion, loser. Losers always resort to potty-mouth
to vent their anger.

That pathetic excuse for a sentence should be taken out the
back and beaten to death with the largest waddy you can find.

Technical point: you can't assault a sentence but you could be sentenced for
assault. Have another go.

You in spades.

Can ya dig it?

A chav <edit>, actually.

More losers' potty mouth and redundant commas, tsk. When *will* you learn?

 

[Bilky White]

Can't even manage to spell it.

Well try harder then. You'll get the hang of it eventually.

Its your corpse, chav child.

No, it's the ashes from some burnt bails. Your frequent use of the word
"child" is alarming.

 

[Rod Speed]

Some gutless ****wit chav desperately cowering behind
Bilky White desperately attempted to bullshit its way out of
its predicament and fooled absolutely no one at all, as always.