T
Travis Newbury
Onideus said:
Get a life hatter, we dropped this topic last week
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Get a life hatter, we dropped this topic last week
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Chris F.A. Johnson
Get a life hatter, we dropped this topic last week
Why don't you killfile him? He can't even spell 'odious'.
T
Travis Newbury
Chris said:Why don't you killfile him? He can't even spell 'odious'.
Hatter is a dope. His skill level is beginner at best, but he is
entertaining to read. If I killfiled him Alt.html would lose some of
its fun.
T
Travis Newbury
Onideus said:Um, RETARD, that was done on those sites like TWO WEEKS AGO...
Liar Liar pants on fire....
I told you about it less than 2 weeks ago, so it would have been
impossible for you to have fixed it before I told you it was there.
Hatter you truely are the comic relief of alt.html.
B
Brian Mays
Travis said:You are wasting your fingers typing. First, Hatter never takes any
advice from anyone, he thinks he is the expert's expert.
It is ok. It isn't necessarily for Hatter's benefit, but for the others
who are looking for a solution with little hassle.
SWFObject is actually a very nice solution. I'm able to easily put in
alternate content, whether it be a gif or an entire chunk of HTML. It
relies on a few lines of code on the page, and an external.js file.
Check it out. It also gets around the IE/ActiveX problems related to a
patent lawsuit loss.
http://blog.deconcept.com/swfobject/
I think I'll post it outside this thread as well, to make it a bit more
user friendly for casual browsers.
Brian Mays
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NotMe
At least stop the cross posting, Please?
| Chris F.A. Johnson wrote:
| > > Get a life hatter, we dropped this topic last week
| > Why don't you killfile him? He can't even spell 'odious'.
|
| Hatter is a dope. His skill level is beginner at best, but he is
| entertaining to read. If I killfiled him Alt.html would lose some of
| its fun.
|
| Chris F.A. Johnson wrote:
| > > Get a life hatter, we dropped this topic last week
| > Why don't you killfile him? He can't even spell 'odious'.
|
| Hatter is a dope. His skill level is beginner at best, but he is
| entertaining to read. If I killfiled him Alt.html would lose some of
| its fun.
|
O
Onideus Mad Hatter
Li<mmmpphhhmmm>
You really should stop sucking my dick before you start whining for my
attention.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
O
Onideus Mad Hatter
It is ok. It isn't necessarily for Hatter's benefit, but for the others
who are looking for a solution with little hassle.
SWFObject is actually a very nice solution. I'm able to easily put in
alternate content, whether it be a gif or an entire chunk of HTML. It
relies on a few lines of code on the page, and an external.js file.
Check it out. It also gets around the IE/ActiveX problems related to a
patent lawsuit loss.
http://blog.deconcept.com/swfobject/
I think I'll post it outside this thread as well, to make it a bit more
user friendly for casual browsers.
I think you're an idiot! Tell me, did it even OCCUR to you AT ALL to
find out just how CROSS COMPATIBLE that so called "solution" is before
you started humping it as the return of Jesus? I only bring it up
cause teh VBscript method I'm currently using (which interestingly
enough isn't even MENTIONED on that site)...yeah I ACTUALLY TESTED IT
on Linux/OSX/WinXP and on multiple browsers so that I would know with
ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY that it worked...that link of yours...it
uh...doesn't seem to say ANYTHING about cross compatibility or if it
was even tested...AT ALL. o_O
Further, I downloaded their method and um...their external .js file
that's used for the detection...it's SIX AND A HALF TIMES THE SIZE of
my VBscript method...and just looking at their code...I HIGHLY doubt
that it's as cross compatible as my chit. Oh and my chit ALREADY
detects ANY version of Flash, thanks much. Oh wait, I'm not
done...with THEIR shit version of code you need to add in tons of
silly hoo-ha code into the HTML, all the **** I need is an IF
statement and a document write...LOL...get the **** outta here kid,
you don't know what yer talkin about.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
T
trippy
ThePsyko said:On 31 Jul 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard Onideus Mad Hatter cry out in
crack whores don't usually sponsor things like weddings. I hope you
didn't pay her up front.
I need a new monitor now. Hilarious.
--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
NP: "Damn" -- Matchbox 20
"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."
-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
T
Travis Newbury
Onideus said:Oh and my chit ALREADY
detects ANY version of Flash, thanks much.
You forgot the rest of your reply, let me finish it for you..
"Oh and my chit ALREADY detects ANY version of Flash, thanks much. But
I am such an idiot, I set it up wrong, my wedding blog was all screwed
up and I waqs sending customers away with my stupidity. I am such a
dope. I should stop being such a pompus ass and try listening to
people some times. I am such a jerk..."
Sorry I had to finish your coments for you since you are simply too
embarassed because of your past behaviour.
No need to thank me.
T
Travis Newbury
Onideus said:You really should stop sucking my dick before you start whining for my
attention.
Good one hatter. Any new lies for us today? Come one, you can make
something up can't you?
M
Mimic
Onideus said:Limpdic, you couldn't even ****ing DREAM of building a website that
could look as good as that...****, you couldn't even BUILD a website
period...LOL...
hehehe, ok mathew, if it makes you feel better.
--
Mimic
"I'd rather reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".
[email: ZGF0YWZsZXhAY2FubmFiaXNtYWlsLmNvbQ==]
Help Stop Spam - www.hidemyemail.net
"I have come to realise that, only in death will I find true perfection."
O
Onideus Mad Hatter
hehehe, ok mathew, if it makes you feel better.
Are you still pretending that you've made websites that are magically
invisible to everyone but you?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
M
Mimic
Onideus said:Are you still pretending that you've made websites that are magically
invisible to everyone but you?
No, why? are you? The magic comes from them being invisible to no one
BUT you
--
Mimic
"I'd rather reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".
[email: ZGF0YWZsZXhAY2FubmFiaXNtYWlsLmNvbQ==]
Help Stop Spam - www.hidemyemail.net
"I have come to realise that, only in death will I find true perfection."
T
Travis Newbury
Onideus said:Are you still pretending that you've made websites that are magically
invisible to everyone but you?
No he probably doesn't want an idiot like you contacting one of his
clients.
O
Onideus Mad Hatter
No, why?
Oh I was just wondering if you were still delusional and drooling
about claiming to be some kind of a web developer. It's nice to see
you coming to grips with the reality that you're a never-will-be.
^_^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
M
Mimic
Onideus said:Oh I was just wondering if you were still delusional and drooling
about claiming to be some kind of a web developer. It's nice to see
you coming to grips with the reality that you're a never-will-be.
^_^
heh post editing - havent changed have you. I spose it pains you that I
just landed a new site job today too. Have fun with your flash boxes,
skeelz.
--
Mimic
"I'd rather reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".
[email: ZGF0YWZsZXhAY2FubmFiaXNtYWlsLmNvbQ==]
Help Stop Spam - www.hidemyemail.net
"I have come to realise that, only in death will I find true perfection."
O
Onideus Mad Hatter
heh post editing - havent changed have you. I spose it pains you that I
just landed a new site job today too. Have fun with your flash boxes,
skeelz.
Have fun with your imaginary job making your imaginary sites. I bet
it's real FUN for you to pretend you're a web designer, huh Mimic?
^_^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
M
Mimic
Onideus said:Have fun with your imaginary job making your imaginary sites. I bet
it's real FUN for you to pretend you're a web designer, huh Mimic?
^_^
You wouldnt believe, I get to drive around in my imaginery nice car,
with my imaginery sexy gf and spend ALOT of imaginery money
--
Mimic
"I'd rather reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".
[email: ZGF0YWZsZXhAY2FubmFiaXNtYWlsLmNvbQ==]
Help Stop Spam - www.hidemyemail.net
"I have come to realise that, only in death will I find true perfection."
C
CMP
Mimic <[email protected]> said:with my imaginery sexy gf
That's the most believeable thing I've heard all week!!