Wedding Busyness

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Onideus said:
Hey, braniack, I don't have a ****ing time machine you stupid retard,
so I couldn't have rightly gone back in time and told myself to make
the Flash detection script work with a version of Flash THAT DIDN'T
****ING EXIST at the time
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Hatter, Flash 9 has been out for months. You had plenty of time to
change the actionscript. You were jsut too stupid to realize yuo
needed to. And your only comeback is to rant and rave and name
calling. Poor baby...
Maybe if you WHINE some more about it I'll go ahead and revise the
script to work with the new version of Flash...
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Do you need someone to show you how?
then again, I kinda
like having you flail your arms about whilst frothing at the mouth you
dribbling little idiot.
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Spit that cock out of your mouth, it isn't yours.
 
On 31 Jul 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard Onideus Mad Hatter cry out in


crack whores don't usually sponsor things like weddings. I hope you
didn't pay her up front.
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I think you missed the humor, Crack Baby. See yer mom has a crack
addiction and I'm her supplier, so she's been out stealing money and
selling her body for some quick cash...all of which goes to me, that
money went toward teh wedding...so you see it's not that your mom
ACTUALLY sponsored it, it's like she INDIRECTLY sponso-wait...what the
**** am I doing? Yer a gawd damn crack baby! You can't even get it
if I take the time to explain it! LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
ROFLMAO! Hatter you are a dope
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Travis, yer blistered lil ass is STILL beet red after the last time I
took you over my knee and educated you proper on SwishMax...is it
REALLY time for ANOTHER lesson?

*Hatter sits down and pats his leg.*

Go and get me your paddle, Diddums.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Hatter, Flash 9 has been out for months.
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Actually, Dumbfuck, the NON BETA version has barely been out for a
little over ONE month, coincidentally, it was released AFTER the
wedding...DUM DUM DUM DUM...boy yer a lil ****in slow there, huh
kiddo?

Maybe if you weren't COMPLETELY retarded you would have noticed the
main Backwater site, my blog as well as the majority of my other Flash
based sites HAVE all been updated with new script versions.

But then...you're a trainable...so, it's expected that you would miss
stuff like that. *shrugs*

Now go and get me your paddle so I can blister that lil ass of yours
again.
You had plenty of time to change the actionscript.
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....what in the **** does the Actionscript have to do with it, you
stupid retard...LOL...

*WHACK*

That's one. You want another spanking?
You were jsut too stupid to realize yuo needed to.
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*WHACK*

That's two.
And your only comeback is to rant and rave and name
calling. Poor baby...
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*WHACK*

That's it, start crying, boy I bet THAT'LL make it stop...LOL...

*WHACK*

*WHACK*
Do you need someone to show you how?
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*WHACK*

*Hatter watches lil Travis bawl like a baby and knows the ass
blistering is complete.*

You just come right along and reply to another post if you need some
more sorting out, Lil Wettums. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus said:
Actually, Dumbfuck, the NON BETA version has barely been out for a
little over ONE month, coincidentally, it was released AFTER the
wedding...DUM DUM DUM DUM...boy yer a lil ****in slow there, huh
kiddo?
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Actually retardo-montoban it was released much earlier as Flash 8.5

dope
 
Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
8....
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Ah! The delights of flash!
 
In <[email protected]>, Onideus Mad
Hatter (e-mail address removed) said:
:
: >In <[email protected]>, ThePsyko
: >[email protected] said:
: >: On 31 Jul 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
: >: heard Onideus Mad Hatter cry out in
: >: : >:
: >: > On 16 Jun 2006 18:21:17 GMT, ThePsyko <[email protected]>
: >: > wrote:
: >: >
: >: >>On 15 Jun 2006 in alt.2600, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-
: >: >>productions.net> stuck a feather in their cap and shouted Look At Me!
: >: >>before stating in : >: >>
: >: >>> Oy...*SO* busy...I kinda wish they had hired a wedding
: >: >>> planner...although I suppose in some respects it's more personal to
: >: >>> do it all yourself. Josh and M are gettin hitched on the 17th and
: >: >>> there's still so much to do. Next up...another Wal*Mart run...to
: >: >>> get candle stoof. Then I need to program a stand alone Flash app to
: >: >>> handle the music stoof...and I need to go and do a test run of the
: >: >>> sound system. *sigh* So much to do...SO MUCH! Anyway, I'll catch
: >: >>> all y'all bitches later when I've got less RL chit goin on.
: >: >>>
: >: >>> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
: >: >>> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
: >
: >"This site requires Flash 8, you have Flash 9.
: >Click here to download the latest version."
: >
: >Hahahaha!
:
: Tis an old site, all the new ones have been updated already with new
: Flash detection scripts...really though, what kind of an idiot would
: install Flash 9 on their system? I mean, it's not like anyone is
: really making use of any Flash 9 specific chit and even if they were
: they'd be an idiot for doing it since version 9 is even LESS
: compatible than version 8. Normally, with Flash, you want to wait an
: LEAST a good year or two for a new version to be out before you start
: designing with it.

Hahahaha!

Kali
 
In <[email protected]>, Onideus Mad
Hatter (e-mail address removed) said:
:
: >In <[email protected]>, ThePsyko
: >[email protected] said:
: >: On 31 Jul 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
: >: heard Onideus Mad Hatter cry out in
: >: : >:
: >: > On 16 Jun 2006 18:21:17 GMT, ThePsyko <[email protected]>
: >: > wrote:
: >: >
: >: >>On 15 Jun 2006 in alt.2600, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-
: >: >>productions.net> stuck a feather in their cap and shouted Look At Me!
: >: >>before stating in : >: >>
: >: >>> Oy...*SO* busy...I kinda wish they had hired a wedding
: >: >>> planner...although I suppose in some respects it's more personal to
: >: >>> do it all yourself. Josh and M are gettin hitched on the 17th and
: >: >>> there's still so much to do. Next up...another Wal*Mart run...to
: >: >>> get candle stoof. Then I need to program a stand alone Flash app to
: >: >>> handle the music stoof...and I need to go and do a test run of the
: >: >>> sound system. *sigh* So much to do...SO MUCH! Anyway, I'll catch
: >: >>> all y'all bitches later when I've got less RL chit goin on.
: >: >>>
: >: >>> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
: >: >>> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
: >
: >"This site requires Flash 8, you have Flash 9.
: >Click here to download the latest version."
: >
: >Hahahaha!
:
: Tis an old site, all the new ones have been updated already with new
: Flash detection scripts...really though, what kind of an idiot would
: install Flash 9 on their system? I mean, it's not like anyone is
: really making use of any Flash 9 specific chit and even if they were
: they'd be an idiot for doing it since version 9 is even LESS
: compatible than version 8. Normally, with Flash, you want to wait an
: LEAST a good year or two for a new version to be out before you start
: designing with it.

Hahahaha!
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Hahahahaha-ya yer an idiot. *shrugs*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
So tha*WHACK*
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You need another one, Lil Wettums? You just let dat mean 'ol Mad
Hatter know by posting another <strike>whine</strike> reply.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Actually re*WHACK*
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With enough of an ass blistering, I'm sure even a retard like YOU will
be able to figure out the difference between beta releases and final
release versions...unfortunately, I could probably blister yer ass
enough to start a ****in FIRE and you STILL wouldn't figure out why
you made yourself look so entirely ****ing stupid by claiming the
problem with the detection script had something to do with
Actionscript. LOL What a ****in retard you are. `, D

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Ah! The delights of flash!
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Yeesh...sweet baby Jesus your site looks like ass...it looks like
presoviet web coding fer keerist sake. I like the entry you made
about a "redesign"...LOL...you don't even HAVE a design, let alone one
that could be "redesigned". *snicker* ****in amateurs.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus said:
With enough of an ass blistering, I'm sure even a retard like YOU will
be able to figure out the difference between beta releases and final
release versions...
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Flash developer wanabe
 
Travis said:
Flash developer wanabe
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Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
 
Brian said:
Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
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You are wasting your fingers typing. First, Hatter never takes any
advice from anyone, he thinks he is the expert's expert. Second he
doesn't use Flash he uses Swish (Flash wanabe). The script he uses can
easily be change, but (as with most swish users) if it is not an out of
the box canned solution, he just doesn't have a clue. He will log onto
one of the Flash forums as another person and ask how to do it. Then he
will come back here touting how great he is, and talk about how he
****ed your mother.

Check out the pages in his signature and you will see exactly what
level he is at.
 
Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
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Um, ****ing hello...

http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/care-bears/
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

My VBscript actually detects ALL versions of Flash (present and
future), it's just the original Javascript I was using looked to see
if it was 8 only:

if (flashversion == "8") {

So I only needed to change it like this:

if (flashversion == "8" || flashversion == "9") {

See, pretty damn simple. I'd update teh Wedding Blog site...but
watching you kids bitch and moan over the dumbest little thing really
is quite entertaining for me. It's fun to watch you kids scramble to
try and find ANYTHING you can use to attempt to belittle my web
expertise. I enjoy the needful depseration of lessers like lil
Travis...you might even say I feed off of people like him. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
You are wasting your fingers typing.
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Well of course he is, the solution to the <strike>whining</strike>
problem is already in most of my other sites (I create my own base
templates which are ~mostly~ interchangeable between sites). Really
it'd only be a matter of uploading the html file from Backwater, my
blog, teh CB site or any of the others into the wedding blog folder to
fix it...but then, if I did that, what would I have to torture your
stupidity with? ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus said:
Well of course he is, the solution to the <strike>whining</strike>
problem is already in most of my other sites (I create my own base
templates which are ~mostly~ interchangeable between sites). Really
it'd only be a matter of uploading the html file from Backwater, my
blog, teh CB site or any of the others into the wedding blog folder to
fix it...but then, if I did that, what would I have to torture your
stupidity with?
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Hatter, your sites look amatureish. Your nothing more than a loud
mouth wannabe
 
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