The 'Official PCR Bad Joke' Thread!

[TriplexDread]

I bloody love eBay.

Sold my homing pigeon eight times last month.

 

[EvanDavis]

 

[muckshifter]

must get me some of them

 

[floppybootstomp]

 

[Ian]

Hahaha, good one

 

[Taffycat]

 

[TriplexDread]

She left me

My mate's missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk & never come back!

I asked him how he was coping and he said, "Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."

 

[V_R]

Maybe we need a bad jokes thread....

 

[Anon_F]

Maybe we need a bad jokes thread....

 

[floppybootstomp]

Reminds me of the two bricks and a camel joke...

 

[Taffycat]

Gotta laugh though.

 

[historian]

Was that an old joke,if so they are the best------well it made me laugh.
historian

 

[historian]

But did it really come back or did it send a substitute?
historian

 

[bootneck02]

No a hawk got it on the 9th time

 

[bootneck02]

 

[Rush]

lol here`s a bad one..
archaeologists in Egypt have just uncovered a mummy wrapped in chocolate..
Pharoah Roche lol

 

[floppybootstomp]

I have a feeling things are gonna go from bad to worse here folks

 

[bootneck02]

I darn well hope so Mr Flops

 

[V_R]

Maybe we need a bad jokes thread

Ok, threads merged, we now have just that. do your worst.

 

[Anon_F]

I have a feeling things are gonna go from bad to worse here folks