This is the first time in history we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw it up!!!
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In one week, we've seen how healthcare workers, truck drivers and grocery store employees are more important than Football players, actors and the supposedly famous.
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Hey creative community! Just a reminder that Shakespeare was quarantined for the plague when he wrote King Lear. No pressure!!!
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Also highly contagious is kindness, patience, love, enthusiasm, and a positive attitude. Don’t wait to catch it from others...be the carrier!
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Still haven' decided where to go for Easter -- the Family Room or the Living Room.
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Remember when we thought we were going to have a bad week because of the time change, full moon, and Friday the 13th. We didn’t have a clue!
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Definition of irony: gas under one dollar a litre and no place to go...
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Home schooling going well – two students suspended for fighting, one teacher fired for drinking on the job!
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Maybe now society will realize we can make it without celebrities and professional sports... but we can’t make it without farmers and ranchers!
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Your grandparents were called to war. You’re being called to sit on your couch. You can do this!!
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Since everyone has started washing their hands like we’re supposed to, we’ll be working on shapes and colors next week.
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Due to panic buying, Lidl has just opened register 3.
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Pro tip: if you get pulled over, just start coughing.
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All these kids who have been learning Common Core maths are about to learn how to “Carry the One” from their new home school teachers.
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That moment when you’re worried about the elderly and realize that you are the elderly...
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I say we close down the media for 30 days and watch 80% of the world’s problems go away