Jeffrey said:
Like I said and you ignored... you're free to give an example of any
product that's historically free from defects. Until you do you're
just fantasizing about something that most people easily comprehend
as the impossible.
I used to live in a house that had a mechanical ("clockwork") doorbell.
It was perfect. The act of pressing the button on the outside of the
door caused the clapper to rotate in the bell-housing on the inside of
the door. The button and the clapper were connected by a shaft about
1/10" thick, which meant that you only had to drill a small hole. The
bell had worked for about 50 years, without any need for battery
replacements or mains supply. You didn't even have to wind it up - it
was powered directly by the act of pushing the button.
So I'm not fantasizing. The thing broke, in the end; but it lasted way
beyond what any reasonable person would have expected it's design-life
to be, and was pretty damned close to being a perfect manufactured
product. It certainly beats anything I can buy nowadays.
I wish you would quote my sentences properly. I take the trouble to
quote you so that your sentences are complete.
PRECISELY what happens when you find a defect in a car. Depending on
the scope of that defect you're penciled in for a later repair date,
told to wait for the company sponsored recall-repair (patch-release),
or told to bugger off until enough people complain to get that
patch-release process started.
Not PRECISELY. If the defect is of the form "tyre explodes in warm
weather", the product is recalled.
If a defect breaks a piece of software entirely, a vendor typically
takes immediate action to get the thing working until a "permanent"
fix can be implemented (if necessary). Precisely like a tow truck
might show up to address your dead automobile, even if that demise is
caused by some flaw in it's design that's kludged until an official
recall-repair-patch-release can be implemented.
Perhaps you work in the motor industry; you evidently don't work in the
software industry. Outside of the defence and medical sectors, software
is routinely shipped as released product, despite containing known,
serious defects.
The more we examine the analogy, the more valid it becomes. Thank
you.
Your smugness is irritating.
I'll bet you wish I would, huh? Must be terribly frustrating to have
someone spot the holes in your arguments so easily and use them to
prove how that argument defeats itself to the point of bolstering the
very thing you're trying to argue against.
Your smugness is still irritating. How's about you stop your windbaggish
bragging, and present an argument?
I used quotes to denote paraphrasing, as is often the case.
Irrelevant quibble discarded...
Yes; but no. Because you didn't discard it; you quoted it, as a support
for some more smugness. And if you wish to paraphrase on Usenet, it is
inappropriate to pretend that *your* choice of terms is a direct
quotation. Some readers will not have access to the OP. Anyhow,
"perfect" is not an accurate paraphrasing of my original remark, which
is why I complained in the first place.
Of course. I'm also familiar with reality. You know, that little
problem seem to be unable to address where there's no such thing as a
bug free product.
I can quote you in full, but it would be inappropriate to try to correct
your grammar at the same time. I take it you mean, simply, "there's no
such thing as a product that is free of manufacturing defects". I
disagree. See above.
You mean like defective tires on your SUV/Pickup, seat belts that
bind or fail to release, air bags that refuse to deploy, radios that
catch fire, transmissions that completely lock up, yadda, yadda,
yadda...?
I wouldn't know; I'm a cyclist. I would think that a defective seatbelt
or airbag would be cause for big-money legal action. But I wish you
would come back to the point; we were trying to discuss the blocking of
port 25 outbound, and you just seem to want to go on about your SUV.
If you agree, what in the *hell* are you arguing about? For the sake
of doing so? If that's the case just say so and you're more than
welcome to have that be your final word.
Seems to me that your "inflated price" remark was just you puncturing
your own balloon; perhaps I misunderstood your overblown rhetoric. I
don't think you know what your own opinions are on this matter; I think
you are just a windbaggish show-off.
Stomping your feet and screeching "IS NOT IS NOT IS NOT" can't change
the fact that the analogy gets stronger the more you try to poke
holes in it. Good analogies are funny that way.
I don't screech (or SHOUT); and you are misquoting me again. Or rather,
you are inventing remarks that are nothing to do with me at all, and
then attributing them to me.
BTW, you should know that the (awful) analogy of motor cars with
computers was not invented by you.
http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_71-1262-General-Motors-v-Microsoft.html
Actually it's more like letting your kids futz with the tuning on
your WhizBang car audio. Might muck it up a bit, but it's certainly
no going to make the thing crash into a bridge.
You are just plain wrong. Installing "free" software on a networked PC
often involves trojanising it, to the extent that the PC is immediately
0wned by a spammer. If we absolutely have to keep playing this stupid
analogy game, it's the equivalent of letting your kids give the car-keys
to that strange man in the parking lot.
Most people *don't* let their children do break jobs. Just like most
people don't let their children open the computer case and swap out
BIOS chips or video cards.
But they let them install Kazaa, as if that was different.
My father was a 30+ year veteran insurance professional before he
died. There's no way in hell an insurance company can refuse to make
good on your homeowners' policy because you failed to lock your
doors.
You are simply wrong. Again. My guess is that your father was an
insurance *salesman*. What the salesman says is usually completely at
odds with what the loss-adjuster says (else the salesman is a wash-out).
The loss-adjuster relies on the small-print, which requires that you
install a five-lever lock, and that you use it. If an insurer can squirm
out of compensating their customer, then their shareholders will expect
them to do exactly that.
Of course, if you lie, and smash your own lock to "prove" that a
break-in occurred, you'll probably get your money. But that's
fraudulent, isn't it? If you tell the truth, and let on to your insurer
that the thief came through an open door, you will be ****ed.
Contributory negligence is a matter of mostly civil law where a party
can collect damages from someone else even if they're guilty of some
level of negligence themselves. It's a tool that's used to adjust
compensation when the victim is partially liable, not something that
makes a victim solely responsible, and NOT something that has
anything to do with insurance companies in any way save for the
possibility that insurance companies are involved in the litigation
by matter of circumstance.
The fact that your dad was "in insurance" apparently doesn't confer on
you the ability to discourse knowledgably about the subject. Or perhaps
insurance works differently in the USA; but I doubt it. Insurance
contracts are precisely a matter of "civil law", just like any other
contract.
Please take the time to research your buzz words before attempting to
pass them off as meaningful to someone who might know a bit more than
you do.
"Might" being the operative word.
Yes. Fuzzy headed legislators
[zzzz]
You completely missed my point; if the gun was traceable to you, then
you are faced with having to convince the cops or even the court that it
wasn't you that used it.
Perhaps in more draconian locations, but never where level heads
prevail.
I'm interested to know what meanings you assign to the terms "draconian"
and "level head". I lived in the Richmond, VA for a year. You must be
using Roadrunner from some other country than the USA that I lived in!
This is the country that permits the execution of mad people and
children, no?
You just contradicted yourself. You just *plainly* stated no laws
exist and the responsibility falls on the individual to support you
notion that "the law" of flat service denial should be implemented to
fight computer crime.
Service denial by an ISP isn't anything to do with law, except inasmuch
as it is prescribed by the ISPs contract with their client; then it's
contract law (tort, common law).
Fascinating.
Tedious.
And yet you're engaging in the foible practice of portraying
computers as some mystical machine, and automobiles as mundane. When
the simplistic truth is that both are just tools with known and
unknown properties.
I am not portraying computers in the way you say. I attributed the
remark to which you are referring to someone else. You know this. Anyone
reading the thread knows this.
It's possible that there is some case that you are trying to make; I
fersure can't figure out what it is. but attacking my posts on the
grounds that I've said something that I simply haven't said, seems like
picking an argument just to show how clever you are. This is rather
self-defeating; arguing against made-up quotes just doesn't work. I
believe it was you that introduced the term "straw man" to this thread?
Here's the meat, FWIW:
[That was me, and I could have expressed myself better]
No, that's what *you're* saying. And you're wrong. Computers exist as
they are, just like automobiles. People purchase those tools and
drive them down their respective roads. Defects in automobiles and
computers alike cause havoc. Your abominable attitude is that
computer users are responsible for defects while automobile owners
are not.
My view is that computers are at present unsuited for sale to naive
users; and that (like automobiles) users should be required to
demonstrate competence, and purchase insurance, before taking them out
on the public internet. This would make connectivity more expensive for
me, but I still think that ISPs should require that their users are both
competent and insured.
....be what? You are very rude, to quote me in this slapdash manner.
I'm sure you wish that was true, but I assure you it's not the case.
Of course not. There's sane ways to deal with problems and insane
ways. Anal retentive ax murdering of an entire protocol is like
criminalizing the use of rubber tires on Ford Explorers because
Firestone slopped their dripper.
I have yet to hear your "sane" proposition. And I haven't proposed the
abolition of any protocol at all.
That's the core flaw in your abominable attitude. The fuzzy headed
criminalizing of an innocent victim. I take it you believe rape
victims are "asking for it" too...?
Huh?
A car is a killing machine, just as effective as a gun. Leaving such a
machine in a public place and unsecured, is equivalent to keeping a
loaded gun on the porch. It may not be a crime (depending perhaps on the
jurisdiction), but it is terribly irresponsible.
Your troubles are in vain, as that is *exactly* what they are.
No. That is just how they are sold. Asserting that something is a
"consumer product" doesn't make it so, whether you are a computer
salesperson, or just some troll picking an argument on Usenet.
You made some attempt to segregate computers from that classification
by bringing up "flaws", but as yet have failed to provide a single
example of your fantasy that a flawless product exists. According to
your illogic, NO product is consumer grade.
I think I've made my case quite well, so I'm not going to repeat myself.
I know you disagree with me, and I guess most other people will also
disagree with me. If everyone already agreed with me, I would have
wasted my time making the case.
Never said it was. I merely pointed out the fact that it's not life
threatening, and thus doesn't need to be regulated as such.
I am against legal regulation of the internet, which I think is
impossible anyway. I'm in favour of selective blocking of port 25
outbound, by the ISP (remember: that's what we were supposedly discussing).
SPAM and criminal driving need to be addressed with the diligence
they're due, not by applying the effect of one, to the other.
Gawdawmighty, we are *not* discussing canned meat!
Of course that was just one small point in a resume that makes me
your elder, and you the subjective noob.
I am overwhelmed by your superior smugness. You may consider me
outsmugged by a furlong. Compared with your smugness, mine is just a
little weenie. I wish I had a smugness that was as long and hard as yours.
The fact that your "infant" blubberings cease to be an issue as soon
as they pass your noobish experience level says as much about you as
it does about the failings of your arguments.
My smugness has just shrivelled up, as if it had been exposed to the
Canadian winter wind. Why don't I get spam advertising pills that can
make my smugness bigger? My penis is already huge; what I really want is
a bigger smugness.
You certainly are, and you've clearly demonstrated that by looking
down your nose at a class of individuals who you seem to believe are
not technical equal, then discarding your own premise when someone
points out that it's *YOU* being viewed from a higher vantage point.
You're an egocentric self contradiction my infantile friend. Welcome
to reality.
I don't "look down my nose" at people whose skills differ from mine. I
do, however, discriminate between people. For example, I note that some
people are extremely puffed-up with smugness. I deal with people
differently, as I find them. It is obvious even to a blind man that some
computer work should not be undertaken by some people. I won't hire my
auntie to secure my internet connection.
FWIW, I'm not impressed by your bluffing about your technical
competence; I think your claim to have written an OS is bullshit. My
guess is that you can't even program. If you produce some evidence, I
will happily withdraw this observation. But right now, I'm calling you.
"Welcome to reality".
So: what OS did you write, where can I download it, and where is the
evidence that you wrote it?