Bet the News reporters would too ... can you imagine...?
"We are getting reports of a UFO which was spotted by an off-duty Air Traffic Controller (who wishes to remain anonymous) earlier today. The man (in his early forties) told reporters that he was startled to see a large blue and red craft apparently hovering overhead as he cycled home from the aerodrome at Little-Wallop. The craft's engines made a sound which the ATC likened to a "slowly-deflating whoopee cushion."
"It was oddly shaped and seemed to have four turrety-things which kept changing shape." The man went on to explain, "I saw signs of life on board, but not as we know it."
The UFO was later observed as it landed in a field in Greater-Wallop, where eye-witnesses say they saw several green-tinged humanoid-creatures emerge from the craft and stagger about. As one witness told our reporter "They were obviously distressed by our atmosphere."
The area has now been cordoned-off by military personnel and we understand there will be an announcement made by the Prime Minister later this evening. Meanwhile, the advice from Downing Street is "
Don't Panic."