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One word describes you: Ignorant!


Conundrum time ....

"what's the sound of one hand clapping?"

"if a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound?"

"How does an ignorant soul, determine ignorance?"


:)



Rich
 
"what's the sound of one hand clapping?"

Its called a snap, a snap is performed by the striking of 2 fingers on a single hand. Its sounds like "snap"
"if a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound?"
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Yes.. all you need is to leave a sound recording device to observe that event.

A tree falling is a large scale event.. if you go to the realm of the very small, then quantum mechanics
make things more complex, since the tree may have fallen or not and both realities exist at the same time.
The lack of an observer, makes that event possible in both scenarios and it collapses into a real event only
when an observer tries to observe.
"How does an ignorant soul, determine ignorance?"
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He does not... that is left to the observers of the ignorant to be the judge of that.


Rich said:
One word describes you: Ignorant!
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Conundrum time ....

"what's the sound of one hand clapping?"

"if a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound?"

"How does an ignorant soul, determine ignorance?"


:)



Rich
 
Start > Arrow [on far right at bottom] > menu appears select "Shut Down"

Ecological problem solved.
 
Its called a snap, a snap is performed by the striking of 2 fingers on a single hand. Its sounds like "snap"

NO! that is not single extremity clapping .. thats, well a snap ergo two fingers

DO NOT do that again :)

"if a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound?"
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Yes.. all you need is to leave a sound recording device to observe that event.

Right but we didn't leave one there did we? see? no one around to leave a recorder ;)
Pay attention

"How does an ignorant soul, determine ignorance?"
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He does not... that is left to the observers of the ignorant to be the judge of that.


Viola!

and there you have it ;)
 
carl feredeck said:
">what's the sound of one hand clapping?"
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Its called a snap, a snap is performed by the striking of 2 fingers on a
single hand. Its sounds like "snap"
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WTF? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wow, you really *are* a brain dead moron, aren't you?

Mike
 
"if a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound?"
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Yes.. all you need is to leave a sound recording device to observe that
event.
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Right but we didn't leave one there did we? see? no one around to leave a
recorder ;)
Pay attention
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Actually, yes it does make a sound. How could it not?

Reality doesn't care whether anyone is looking or not. Things exist without
you or I observing them.

You might as well say that the moon is made of green cheese, but only when
no one is looking at it.

Mike
 
if you read my post, I explained that in quantum mechanics it counts if
there is an observer or not...
Reality is far different than you think...

see this video

 
Bill said:
Why because you can't aford beef and milk? You real busy with being the
Ubuntu Marketing Department?
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Any Johnny B fans out there?
http://www.wsvnradio.net/Archives/Year12/almostli.htm

Moo Moo Song:

Moo, Moo, I love you!
I know you're a cow but anything'll do, I said
Ohwee, can't you see I just want to make love to you

Well I got a 6pack and a bail of hay!
Tell your fool friends to stay out of my way
Well they'll lock the gates but I'll get there anyway
Cuz' I'm gonna get lucky tonight

Moo, Moo, I love you!
I know you're a cow but anything'll do, I said
Ohwee, can't you see I just want to make love to you

Well that's all I want to do
Is to get close to you
Oh I hope I don't get no disease
Or I'll be drinking herpes in my vitamin D yeah!

Hehe!
Alias said:
"Andy [Ex-MSFT]" nailed it!
While you're at it you better stop farting Mr. Green House.

ROFLMAO
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Cow and steer farting is a green house problem so you better stop eating
beef and stop consuming milk products. I already did.

Alias
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Priceless quotes in m.p.w.vista.general group:
http://protectfreedom.tripod.com/kick.html

"Only religious fanatics and totalitarian states equate morality with
legality."
- Linus Torvalds
 
carl feredeck said:
if you read my post, I explained that in quantum mechanics it counts if
there is an observer or not...
Reality is far different than you think...

see this video

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Don't you know quantum is out and string is in.
 
carl feredeck said:
if you read my post, I explained that in quantum mechanics it counts if
there is an observer or not...
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But a tree falling and making sound does not involve quantum mechanics.
Reality is far different than you think...
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No it isn't.

Mike
 
Alias said:
"Andy [Ex-MSFT]" nailed it!
While you're at it you better stop farting Mr. Green House.
Click to expand...

ROFLMAO
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Cow and steer farting is a green house problem so you better stop eating
beef and stop consuming milk products. I already did.
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hehe, I've used that one before, but I love cow too much, but farting
doesn't bother me that much, was ment as an stab/insult, and I apologize,
was in poor taste. Just seems that everyon that crys "enviornment" says they
do this and that and berate everyone that doesn't, well what about this,
that and the other thing?

Someone said something like, it stops becoming conservation when it starts
becoming inconvienent?

Or something like that. Basically, you do all this, but what about this
other thing. Just because we do one thing thats bad doesn't mean we do
everything bad. I think everyone picks and chooses what is easiest or easier
to do to help.

(I know, makes no sense)
 
carl feredeck said:
if you read my post, I explained that in quantum mechanics it counts if
there is an observer or not...
Reality is far different than you think...

see this video
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In the immortal words of Baron Maunchausan:

"Science... Progress... *Ehk* *Ehk*..."
 
There is an exception. When Carl moves through space, he produces no sound
because of the vacuum in his head.
 
Love the song. Didn't one of the contestants on American Idol sing it?


The poster formerly known as Nina DiBoy said:
Bill said:
Why because you can't aford beef and milk? You real busy with being the
Ubuntu Marketing Department?
Click to expand...

Any Johnny B fans out there?
http://www.wsvnradio.net/Archives/Year12/almostli.htm

Moo Moo Song:

Moo, Moo, I love you!
I know you're a cow but anything'll do, I said
Ohwee, can't you see I just want to make love to you

Well I got a 6pack and a bail of hay!
Tell your fool friends to stay out of my way
Well they'll lock the gates but I'll get there anyway
Cuz' I'm gonna get lucky tonight

Moo, Moo, I love you!
I know you're a cow but anything'll do, I said
Ohwee, can't you see I just want to make love to you

Well that's all I want to do
Is to get close to you
Oh I hope I don't get no disease
Or I'll be drinking herpes in my vitamin D yeah!

Hehe!
Alias said:
(e-mail address removed) wrote:
"Andy [Ex-MSFT]" nailed it!
While you're at it you better stop farting Mr. Green House.

ROFLMAO
Cow and steer farting is a green house problem so you better stop eating
beef and stop consuming milk products. I already did.

Alias
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

--
Priceless quotes in m.p.w.vista.general group:
http://protectfreedom.tripod.com/kick.html

"Only religious fanatics and totalitarian states equate morality with
legality."
- Linus Torvalds
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Spanky said:
Love the song. Didn't one of the contestants on American Idol sing it?
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Isn't it great? I don't know if any of the American idol contestants
sang it because I don't watch that show. But Johnny B authored the song
based on a true story about some guy who tried to break into Lincoln
Park Zoo in Chicago in order to fsck a cow!
The poster formerly known as Nina DiBoy said:
Bill said:
Why because you can't aford beef and milk? You real busy with being the
Ubuntu Marketing Department?
Click to expand...
Any Johnny B fans out there?
http://www.wsvnradio.net/Archives/Year12/almostli.htm

Moo Moo Song:

Moo, Moo, I love you!
I know you're a cow but anything'll do, I said
Ohwee, can't you see I just want to make love to you

Well I got a 6pack and a bail of hay!
Tell your fool friends to stay out of my way
Well they'll lock the gates but I'll get there anyway
Cuz' I'm gonna get lucky tonight

Moo, Moo, I love you!
I know you're a cow but anything'll do, I said
Ohwee, can't you see I just want to make love to you

Well that's all I want to do
Is to get close to you
Oh I hope I don't get no disease
Or I'll be drinking herpes in my vitamin D yeah!

Hehe!
(e-mail address removed) wrote:
"Andy [Ex-MSFT]" nailed it!
While you're at it you better stop farting Mr. Green House.

ROFLMAO
Cow and steer farting is a green house problem so you better stop eating
beef and stop consuming milk products. I already did.

Alias
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Priceless quotes in m.p.w.vista.general group:
http://protectfreedom.tripod.com/kick.html

Most recent idiotic quote added to KICK (Klassic Idiotic Caption Kooks):
"They hacked the Microsoft website to make it think a linux box was a
windows box. Thats called hacking. People who do hacking are called
hackers."

"Only religious fanatics and totalitarian states equate morality with
legality."
- Linus Torvalds
 
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