Utilizing IE

[Cor]

Fergus,
My father says always, he is not looking at porn (he is 86 but still the
same if it was 20),
But then I have to remove all those little programs that make a direct
connection and take telephone ticks.
But of course, you have never heard of that, that is Amsterdam Business.
Cor

 

[Nak]

ROFL!!

Nick.

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"No matter. Whatever the outcome, you are changed."

Fergus - September 5th 2003
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[Nak]

Hi Fergus,

I think I missed something in my education. I know about "hard-ons" (<all>

while we're on the subject, you be careful with them popping up willies.

There can be all sorts of trouble with unfettered willies.

Haha, it's a firgure of speech for something taking a long time

All together now: And the menu bone's connected to the html bone, and the

html bone's connected to the browser bone, and the

browser bone's connected to the registry bone, and the registry bone's

connected to the protocol bone, and the protocol bone's

connected to the nick's app bone. Oh, hear the word of Microsoft!

In the dark dark town
In a dark dark street
There is a dark dark house
With a dark dark door
Through the dark dark door
And down the dark dark stairs
And in a dark dark room
A programmer lived there
Scratching his nuts and saying, what the **** was I doing again?

No wot ya mean, mate, iss all rahnd the ahziz, innit.

Yeah chav!

Haven't asked yet. What does your app do? Any use to Joe Public (me) or is

it specialised stuff?

I am making an image viewer that I want to sell and I am implementing
portions of a program that I made that was quite popular "WTR - Web The
Ripper". So to take it one step further I wanted my *new* application to be
able to rip off web pages quicker than ever! It's an image viewer like no
other as far as I'm concerned, I think of a feature and implement it, what
could be better? It already makes HTML pages from slideshows that can be
put on your web site very quickly And more besides of course!

I'm gonna sell it soon, when I've got over how scarey selling a program is
(Anyone with any advice on this could speak now, pleease)

Nick.

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Hi Nick,

And there's you saying you don't know JavaScript!!

I'm puzzled as to why you've got the script in a web page, though - it

does the same as the one-liner. What do you have in the

menu item?

No, I've got it. You mean the <original> menu item - under Tools - and

you're not using the Links ToolBar at all. That's

excellent!

Which means you've taught me something back. An equitable exchange, my friend.

|| a complete fanny on

 

[Fergus Cooney]

Hi Cor, Nick,

|| .. you have never heard of that, that is Amsterdam Business

No, I've never heard of them!! ;-)

They're also called re-dialers, 'cos they cut your connection and redial. I don't think they use URL Protocols, though.

What <does> use a URL Protocol is a program that I discovered about an hour ago when answering a query.

This guy (http://www.regxplor.com/) has written an amazing registry explorer that plugs in to Windows Explorer. So you can
fiddle with the registry from within any Explorer window. Truly wonderful, I think, as one who is always dipping into the registry.


And on his web site he has various registry tweaks. There's a link for each tweak (starting with "reg://") that calls his
plug-in and puts you in a browser window with the relevant registry section displayed!!

Like you said, Nick, "new protocols popping up all over the place 'willy-nilly'!".

Nick, did I get you right that you said a "fanny on" was a figure of speech for something taking a long time? It doesn't make
sense to me.

Regards,
Fergus

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Call that code? That's not even pseudo code!!
I'm telling Jack on you.
He'll have something to say about it, that's for sure.
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[Nak]

Hi Fergus,

Nick, did I get you right that you said a "fanny on" was a figure of speech

for something taking a long time? It

doesn't make sense to me.

Used in the following context...

I was busy downloading "rare material" the other day when my system got
infected by a virus that was attached to some "re-dialer", I then had to
spend the next few hours removing shortcuts from my start menu and bogus
files of naked women..... that had *obviously* been downloaded by this
virus.... what a "fanny on" that was!!!

;-) ;-)

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Call that code? That's not even pseudo code!!
I'm telling Jack on you.
He'll have something to say about it, that's for sure.
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ROFL!!

:-D

Nick.

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[Fergus Cooney]

Hi Nick,

ROFLMAO. Excellent example.

Still don't understand what it's got to do with "fanny" though. As in "... there we were, naked. She was sitting with her fanny
on my chest, inching slowly towards ...". Where's the 'waste of time' ?

Fergus

* To any Americans, this is ruder than you think.

 

[Nak]

* To any Americans, this is ruder than you think.

Haha, that reminds me of the American advert that was on the TV the other
day, there was a lady cooking in the kitchen and then there was a cheesy
jingle and the phrase "Make your muffins as moist as fanny's!" (or very very
similar)..... amusement was had.

Nick.

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"No matter. Whatever the outcome, you are changed."

Fergus - September 5th 2003
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[Fergus Cooney]

Hi Nick,.

|| "Make your muffins as moist as fanny's!"

ROFL

Much amusement was had, indeed. :-D That were worth a slapping of the
thighs, that were.

Nothing like muffin' a moist fanny!

Fergus