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muckshifter Plural? ... never mind plural, what the hell is an Opus?
Now you know My Mother was an opera singer
muckshifter Plural? ... never mind plural, what the hell is an Opus?
muckshifter said:Huh!
I was never any good at English, probably 'cos I'm a Scot ... but how the hell is Opera a plural of Work which is a Latin word.
Now you really got me on that one ...
ah bugger it ... I'll just go and BAN YOU ALL and win that way.
muckshifter said:
Last time I use bloody lipstick ... I'll stick to my bees wax.
Just make sure you test it on a nice fluffy rabbit firstcirianz said:Now, I live right by a warf... wonder if i could start making my own
itsme said:Now you know My Mother was an opera singer
Adywebb said:Just make sure you test it on a nice fluffy rabbit first
God! @ St. Andrews.TriplexDread said:Should be quite an easy one too
Name the only golfer to hit a ball over 400 yards with 7 iron?
Name and place please!
God and the devil decided to play a round of golf one day, just for the fun of it. The devil drew honors on the first hole and hit a perfect drive 280 yards that split the fairway.
God teed up and hit an ugly duck hook that headed straight out of bounds into the woods. The ball bounced madly off one tree then another and then miraculously popped out high in the air back toward the fairway.
Instead of landing safely in the fairway, however, the ball landed square on the back of a dove flying by. The dove carried the ball toward the green, 400 yards away. Unfortunately, the ball slipped off the dove's back into the water hazard just short of the green. No sooner had the ball plopped into the water when a giant water spout arose and lifted the ball up into the air, onto the green and into the cup for an ace.
The devil shook his head disgustedly and asked, "Do you want to play golf, or do you want to mess around?"
muckshifter said:God! @ St. Andrews.
NEXT!