That Old North South Thing Again

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Don't shake hands with a Northerner. HERE

Ughhhhh......
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But I like the bit about the women in Cardiff and London ( although I'm probably reading it incorrectly :D )
 
What a pathetic study 408 people studied from 5 locations, thats about 80 people at each location. Hardly a viable study. A load of tosh.

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What a load of Bo###ks.... where do these idiots come from.... Statistics my arse......



"There are lies, damn lies - and statistics."
 
I found Northerners really nice last year whilst living up near Durham for a short period.
Nice pubs & grub and more chilled out than here in the deep south.
That said i did find it hard to understand some folk!!
 
Aye... when I visited distant family just outside Durham they were well warming.
I remember 1 pub particularly that I was in almost 4days solid..... they enjoy the lock-ins... either that or they just wanted me to spend all me money :p
 
After watching Jamie Olivers Ministry of Food it appears that all northerners eat pot noodles and microwave meals.
 
JaLing said:
Aye... when I visited distant family just outside Durham they were well warming.
I remember 1 pub particularly that I was in almost 4days solid..... they enjoy the lock-ins... either that or they just wanted me to spend all me money :p
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PMSL definately the Latter mate ;)
 
It's all true I tell you :eek:

North of Watford they're all savages who only bathe under protest every May 16th.

None of them are educated and they eat dog food.

Never trust a Northerner or get too close to them in case you catch something.

And north of Hadrians Wall it gets even worse :eek:

All the men have red hair, wear skirts and eat a live animal named a haggis.

Us southerners on the other hand are the cream of worldwide society, we're all stinking rich and attend high class events like Henley and Ascot.

Stay clear, Northern numptys, unless you get yourselves decontaminated. :p
 
floppybootstomp said:
North of Watford they're all savages who only bathe under protest every May 16th.
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WRONG ! WRONG ! WRONG ! It's May 17th. :D
 
Ok ..enough of this rubbish..lets put things in a toilet perspective..

Fresh water from the top gets to swill the middle then pushes all the sh1t south through the u bend or am i wrong :)
 
Rush said:
Ok ..enough of this rubbish..lets put things in a toilet perspective..

Fresh water from the top gets to swill the middle then pushes all the sh1t south through the u bend or am i wrong :)
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Ha ha thats really good.

Hark, I'm in silence, what ! no reply from the south.

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I read this earlier on. Reminds me of the north/south divide and the story that reckoned living in the South is a better way of life.

I wonder what the ratio is like on here?
 
Madxgraphics said:
Hmmm not very nice Flopps.....
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Some folks wouldn't know a self-deriding parody if it kicked them in the nuts.

Nivrip, at least, knows to laugh with me.

Ok, let's be serious.

I was born in Birkenhead, half my family live on Merseyside and that story is a frivolous piece of nonsense.

Happy now?

I love the UK, have travelled a lot on this Isle. I've said all this before but I'll repeat that hospitality oop North is usually much nicer than that experienced in the south.
 
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