Tacky & Crap wedding present's

[Taffycat]

Then again... you could always bring a gnome or two into their lives, you're never alone with a gnome!!

 

[cirianz]

A gnome? Now that's just toooooo viscios!

How about one of them pink flamingo things to go on the front lawn? Then you can always ask why/when it's not out every time you visit! Ongoing humour

Ady, Mucks... No, not a chair... Maybe a table