Tacky & Crap wedding present's

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A good friend is getting married, again!
And they know they are going to get something tacky & crap, but i want something that will be really cheap & nasty.
DIY divorce paper's have already been suggested.
I want to get the happy couple something special:rolleyes:
Any ideas?
 
Quackers

How about those wall hanging ducks , like in the Ogdens (Coronation street)
or try a pound shop they have loads :p
 
You could try can of mr sheen and a yellow duster in a blister pack, they are about £1.80 and allows the happy couple to fight it out for dusting rights....:lol: :p
 
Thought of something a bit del trotter?
Really want it to be an eye opener at the pee up afterwards?
 
Hmmmmm, this should be worth watching - maybe pick up some ideas what to get Ciri
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Adywebb said:
Hmmmmm, this should be worth watching - maybe pick up some ideas what to get Ciri
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... you better duck, I can see a chair coming your way. ;)








* good idea, we can share the same parcel too *
 
muckshifter said:
... you better duck, I can see a chair coming your way. ;)



* good idea, we can share the same parcel too *
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No problem Mucks :thumb:

*thought I'd just highlight your reply to ensure you get chaired as well
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How about a really big novelty scorpion for them too share? You could even put a motor in it and stuff?-
 
A fondue set.

A staple from the seventies, basically the idea was you melted cheese & stuff in this heated bowl and then dipped stuff in the resulting goo and ate it.

Needless to say, it never caught on.

Or how about one of those plastic pineapple ice buckets from the sixties? Absolute height of bad taste my lovely.

Oh, hang on, apparently they're quite chic now. Funny old world eh?
 
hmm well my aunt has given me a wallet that was free with a magazine 3 years in a row for my birthday

try that
 
My aunt give all the men in the family socks for their christmas. They are the worst socks ever, and are one size fits all. I think she gets them from a giant store because they come up to our knees and still hang off the end of our feet!!
 
If you want to be tacky but functional - what about one of those new see-through loo seats. Just spotted one in good old "Argos" which has bits of barbed-wire embedded in the resin.
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Ouch!
 
Hey good idea Taffycat:D
That appeals to my sense of humour:rolleyes:
Mr Flopp's is fondue set is also a top idea, practical, but useless nowadays:D
I'm however jotting all these down & will have to decide which to go for.
Please keep them coming. :thumb:
No idea to silly!
 
well if you wanted to be real bad you could give them a cot or something baby related
 
Me__2001 said:
well if you wanted to be real bad you could give them a cot or something baby related
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Well they do have a baby on the way, but already have four kids between them!
 
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