[OT] are we adults?

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With that grey around your temples, Bob, you look very wise and dignified.

Seeing that you are an elder in the clan, I must be sure to hang on the
branches in the back, and not chitter too much before your measured presence.

Except. I admit when I see you from the rear, flashing red, I can't but
view you with far less levity. (Recall that distinguishing physical feature
enjoyed by the baboon family...)
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"Females display prominent estrus swelling."
http://www.mindysmem.org/baboon.html
Divinely yours,
Troll #2?
 
dszady said:
"Females display prominent estrus swelling."
http://www.mindysmem.org/baboon.html
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Does that page talk about their promiscuity? It is very impressive. I've
forgotten the exact stats, but it's something like 250 (!) times she does
the coitus thing during her days in estrus. She requires the services of
a great many males (who are comparatively lazy - taking naps and rests in
between).
Divinely yours,
Troll #2?
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Make mine #28. (But not 250. <g>)
 
omega said:
Does that page talk about their promiscuity? It is very impressive. I've
forgotten the exact stats, but it's something like 250 (!) times she does
the coitus thing during her days in estrus.
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Or was that baboons? Might have been chimps. Originally got the info from
a nature documentary called "Sperm Wars." Might be time for an educational
re-viewing of the tape. I can say that I know it sure wa not the Bobono,
for where the female hit the high mating numbers. (Females in that group
look not to the males, but primaily to each other, for the activity).
 
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Or was that baboons? Might have been chimps. Originally got the info from
a nature documentary called "Sperm Wars." Might be time for an educational
re-viewing of the tape. I can say that I know it sure wa not the Bobono,
for where the female hit the high mating numbers. (Females in that group
look not to the males, but primaily to each other, for the activity).
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Chimps are the sneaky ones. While the Alpha male takes a nap his honeys
are all doing it like bunnies.
 
dszady said:
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Does that page talk about their promiscuity? It is very impressive. I've
forgotten the exact stats, but it's something like 250 (!) times she does
the coitus thing during her days in estrus. She requires the services of
a great many males (who are comparatively lazy - taking naps and rests in
between).
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It's great to be male. Sounds like the females don't have it bad either.
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HEY! That's a picture of me! You don't have my permission to use it! =(:(|)
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You're right Bob. I never did ask. Now that the secret is out people all
over the world are right-clicking on it as we speak.
 
dszady said:
It's great to be male. Sounds like the females don't have it bad either.
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We're the reason you dudes have to fight with each other. For the ultimate
prize of our attentions. Time for me to go put on some red lipstick now,
to motivate and manipulate you sort. Best I can do, as the variation is
not legal around here - walking around the town square flashing our bare
buttocks.
 
We're the reason you dudes have to fight with each other. For the ultimate
prize of our attentions. Time for me to go put on some red lipstick now,
to motivate and manipulate you sort. Best I can do, as the variation is
not legal around here - walking around the town square flashing our bare
buttocks.
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Plumage of the female sort. I have to admit the baring of the gluteus
maximus is intriging. California, heh?
Too cold up here for that sort of thing. Females here kill bears to keep
warm. No one can tell the diffence between their faces or the bear's.
Hehe
 
Henry K said:
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Ah, that one's very gentle. Almost endearing, how he's proud of his
"deep thots."
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And I guess you have succeeded in 'dragging' me into comments I wouldn't
usually make. Like the OP, I <quote> generally just sit back and read
posts, unless I have something I can contribute that is meaningful. You two
, IMHO, make excellent examples of TROLLS.
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This is a very funny response, thanks for making me laugh.
Just my 2c worth.
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I suppose when you start with 4c, 2c is quite impressive.
Obviously, the rest of us have 100c, so 2c isn't quite as
expensive for us as it is for you.
 
We're the reason you dudes have to fight with each other. For the ultimate
prize of our attentions. Time for me to go put on some red lipstick now,
to motivate and manipulate you sort. Best I can do, as the variation is
not legal around here - walking around the town square flashing our bare
buttocks.
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What the hell kind of town are you living in? C'mon up here and walk
'round all ya want,
POKO :)
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