Scientists involved in extensive weather reasearch have announced they are now able to control snow.
Doctor Franz Hanzenhoffer, speaking from his labs at Munich University told Flops News Service 'It hass tikken a vile butt through our exceedingly clever experiements and free use of licorice, hamster toenail clippings and fairy liquid, ve can now use a pepsi powered rocket to spread our potion into the upper atmosphere and banish snow altogether'.
His laboratory partner, curvy redhead Amy Von Bingenbanger (38-22-36) concluded 'Yes, iss itz true, vee can actually stop that horrid whiten stuffen altogether but we noted that sum members of der humin race actually liked der stuff so we adjusted our potion so that it snowed for a total of six days - Dec 24th-26th and three random days in January. You vill understand we were also under pressure from photographers working for greeting card companies and chocolate tin manufacturers'
A snap survey conducted by Flops News Service showed that 99.5% of people were in favour of this scientific breakthrough the general consensus being 'Who needs that stuff? It's cold, then slushy, then hard and icy and every road mysteriously has salt stains for three months following a snowfall. Good riddance'.
The only alternative view we were able to find was from ski manufacturers who are now threatening to go on strike unless snow is resumed.
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Fantastic news!