How do you get pubic hairs out of a keyboard?

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I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?
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1: Ask your girlfriend/wife/mother for that tape she uses to get rid
of the leg and arm hair. (quick)
Ignore subsequent questions

2: Also, hair disolves in hot caustic. (drastic)

3: or tweezers (takes some time)

4: have the maid do it for you (expensive)

5: have the kid next door do it for you for 25 cents (cheap way)

6: if it is the case that you are a) impaired (no fingers/hands), and
b) you are a guy; shave before you type.
If NOT b): I cannot imagine WHY there have to be pubic hairs in the
keyboard (unless you bought the keyboard second hand). I do not think
there is any sexual deviation on record that would explain this
phenomenon.
(only prevents problem in future)

7: sell the keyboard: it is absolutely one of a kind (profitable)

All in all, I think It would me a nice issue to use in an episode of
CSI-Miami/NY. Curious what they would make of it...
 
On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:17:13 +0200, Osiris

6: if it is the case that you are a) impaired (no fingers/hands), and
b) you are a guy; shave before you type.
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How does one with no fingers/hands, shave? Stand over a
blender? LOL.
 
Buy a keyboard "key puller"!!!! Yes......there is such a thing!
Back in '49, when I built my first Heathkit49, the keyboard was sub
assembled....keys in a bag....with key puller aside....do a search!
 
Pezbollah said:
I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio shack but
they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way to get them
out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?
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Use your tongue. I always seem to find some pubic hairs on mine after
sex with my wife.
 
Buy a keyboard "key puller"!!!! Yes......there is such a thing!
Back in '49, when I built my first Heathkit49, the keyboard was sub
assembled....keys in a bag....with key puller aside....do a search
on "Keyboard Cap Puller"!
 
On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:17:13 +0200, Osiris



How does one with no fingers/hands, shave? Stand over a
blender? LOL.
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put your electric shaver in a workbench vice and stand over it.
(Do NOT do this with a safety razor)
And NO: I do not speak from experience. I'm a mechanical engineer and
as such, I IMAGINE solutions.
 
Update:

next possible solution:

On tv, some CSI-like show, I saw they used some kind of beetle or
maggot (a bucket of them) to clean fleshy tissue from skeletons.
Could work on pubic hair....
 
put your electric shaver in a workbench vice
and stand over it.
(Do NOT do this with a safety razor)
And NO: I do not speak from experience. I'm a mechanical engineer and
as such, I IMAGINE solutions.
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So you admit to thinking about using your remaining
appendage to operate a bench vise? Are you an elephant?
 
Update:

next possible solution:

On tv, some CSI-like show, I saw they used some kind of beetle or
maggot (a bucket of them) to clean fleshy tissue from skeletons.
Could work on pubic hair....
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They "used" them? More like, "that's what maggots do".

But what they don't do, is show any particular interest in
hair.
 
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-->> Me wrote:
-->>> On 30 Aug 2006 18:37:38 -0700, "Pezbollah"
--><[email protected]>
-->>> wrote:
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-->>>> I tried vacuuming them with a little handheld vac from radio
-->shack
-->>>> but they are stuck poking out from between the keys. Any way
-->to get
-->>>> them out of there without taking the back off the keyboard?
-->>>
-->>> The trick is to not get them in there in the 1st place. This
-->means:
-->>> LAY OFF THE PRON SITES!
-->>>
-->>> HTH
-->>
-->> Actually, it sounds like he was laying on the keyboard!
-->> Lee
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-->Laying his girlfriend, you mean.
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Tweezers!
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Dweezil!
 
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After careful consideration I believe the best procedure is
preventative. I would suggest you vacuum your beard & mustache
before using your keyboard . . . or putting a baggie on your beard.
Goodwill,
Luke
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You should go see a plastic surgeon...
 
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