How can I get rid of Windows update?

[kurttrail]

hey for the person who just called me an idiot,

That would be me.

that was my first
time here trying to help people and i dont think you should be here
treating people of idiot.

Then don't go acting like an idiot. People need to learn about a group,
before just jumping in. The first time you went to a pool, did you just
jump in without learning how to swim first?

this site is not a directory, go to myspace
or somewhere else where you will find you peers and treat them of
idiot.

Treat them as an idiot. Language is important. Since you really don't
have the full command of the English language, why don't you try helping
in a group that is in your native language? That would be intelligent.

Im here to help that is all.

Then help yourself first. Lurk the group and learn. Or better yet, go
to a group that speaks the same language as you do.

I was not trying say anything
when i said "i see you already got someone from microsoft who replied
to you", it was just an entry.

An erroneous entry. Had you lurked the group for a while, then you
probably would have not made that mistake.

Anyway, you dont know me so treating
me of complete idiot in a place where people should be nice is not
the maneer of someone smart neither.

Nice doesn't equal smart. Someone that wasn't an idiot would understand
that. I sorry that the truth hurts you, but such is life. If you only
lose about another ten points off of you IQ, then you'd be too stupid to
care about it, so start bashing your head with a rock! It should take
you too long to bash those ten points off of your IQ.

FEEL ME.

What?! Are you studying to become a preist?

--
Peace!
Kurt Kirsch
Self-anointed Moderator
http://microscum.com
"It'll soon shake your Windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'."

 

[Guest]

And what being haitian, or speaking french has to do with all these again? I
thought knowledge where there to be shared, do all that have anything to do
with MVP. Because I thought it was a Microsoft groups of helpers nothing
else. Help myself first? I would rather help you get out of you ignorant
stream. Also stop stereotyping because with that you wont look smart. You
know what, I will just have to ignore you because I guess that is all you do
around here. Next time, take care of the person who asked question and made
the request because this is not the place. And look, you want to go up to
writing english trust me you are not an excellent writer. I remark that all
of these here is not really about what i said up there but probably because
Im from a foreign country. Do You have any problem with Immigrants?

Hey man everyone got their own experiences with windows. I guess you are
right about some of the things you said because it sounded like i wanted to
invade the the person's computer. Yes, Im Haitian but no im not an idiot and
i think you should watch what you are saying. I'm not here to write the
perfect essay sorry, neither to please you or argue with you. I just dont
understand why would you come just like that and start calling me an idiot.
Everyone knows a little bit of the sea of knowledge so don't go and tell me
that I am a scammer because I am far from that.
I had experienced that issue with my computer and I repaired it on using
these informations. I am not trying to show up here but help. I was not
trying to help you, so i dont see why you have write under every single of my
comments. As far as I can remember, I did mention that my response might not
be a 100% the solution for her problem. That is when you come in the game.
It's simple, I put my solutions and if it does not work she can go ahead and
use yours. That is what happen around here, I guess, you request some
informations and other user will share their knowledge with you. Next you
dont have to answer a user question because this is really not the place,
just share your own knowledge without saying anything about someone else.

I see that you already have someone from microsoft who replied to
you.

This shows you to be a complete idiot. MVPs are not MS employees.

My answer for this problem is simple that is why i wanted to
give it to you. You may you these informations if the other attempts
to fixe this problem were not effecient or use it before.

English is not your first language, is it?

If it does
not solve the problem, you can still email me [[email protected]]
so we can have a "REMOTE ASSISTANT" session where i will be able to
fix your pc for you.

How? By loading keylogger software?

You sound like a scammer to me. Hopefully the OP isn't foolish enough
to take you up on your offer.

This windows thing on the bottom of your screen
is not pain but trust me, it is something you want to have their all
the time because it download everything you need to keep your PC
updated and keep Your pc working. Windows XP is new and it is like a
MAMA BEAR, lol, It protects your computer. The windows update
software is here to tell you what is new to download. However, you
can decide when to download them.

To fix your problem:
Start Menu; Control Panel; Security Center; Click "Windows Update" at
the bottom;

That would be "Automatic Updates," not "Windows Update!"

and you can either choose to set dates for updates downloads or click
the second one which will download it for you and let you install the
updates.

Or the OP can shoose the third option, to TURN OFF Automatic Updates,
which is the closest option to what was aksed!

http://www.microscum.com/comsense/index/autoupdate.png

But that doesn't get rid of the Red Shield in the system tray. To do
that see:

How To Turn Off Automatic Update And The Windows Security Center
Automatic Update Notifications:

http://comsense.microscum.com/wscauoff.html

User Agreement: This message was sent to you upon request and is not
percieved to be 100% the answer to your problem because the writer
did not check your computer.

No, the answer is not 100% correct because you are an idiot with limited
English skills, and you didn't answer what the OP was asking.

And if anybody allows you remote access to their computer, they are
bigger idiots than you are!

Microsoft and I [Serda] are not related
and are not liable for any damages that could happen to you or to
your unit.

That's right. The idiot that follows your idiocy is responsible for
their own actions.

These information are risk free which means at your own
risk,

They are "risk free" for you, and and the risk of anyone that follows an
idiot like you/

I should not be held responsible for anything that may affect
you computer.

Your only responsibility is for your idiocy.

These information are not copyrighted and can be used
by anyone who has the same issues regarding their computers [Windows
and Microsoft Office Users only].

Actually under US Copyright Law, at the very least, it is copyrighted.

These informations should not be
use for any other purpose or on any other system than Windows XP.

It should be "This information," not "These informations." Why don't
you go help idiots in your own language? Or have they already figured
out that you are nothing but a scammer?

--
Peace!
Kurt Kirsch
Self-anointed Moderator
http://microscum.com
"It'll soon shake your Windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'."

 

[kurttrail]

And what being haitian, or speaking french has to do with all these
again?

This is an English speaking group.

I thought knowledge where there to be shared, do all that have
anything to do with MVP.

Sorry, I don't understand what you are unsuccessfully trying to
communicate with your broken English.

Because I thought it was a Microsoft groups
of helpers nothing else.

I helped the OP. And I'm trying to help you. But obviously you are
fully understanding what I'm trying to communicate to you. Must be the
language barrier. One you wouldn't have in a French-speaking group.

Help myself first? I would rather help you
get out of you ignorant stream.

Ignorant stream?

Also stop stereotyping because with
that you wont look smart.

Who is stereotyping? There are plently of people that post here where
English isn't there first language, but that have a full command of
English to be understood completely.

You don't have a full command of English, so you are handicapped by your
ignorance.

You know what, I will just have to ignore
you because I guess that is all you do around here.

Well this is your third post about me, so you are off to a flying start
in ignoring me.

Next time, take
care of the person who asked question and made the request because
this is not the place.

Not the place for what?

And look, you want to go up to writing english
trust me you are not an excellent writer.

Never claimed I was. But I am able to write fluently in English. You
are not. Try posting to a group in a language you are fluent in.

I remark that all of these
here is not really about what i said up there but probably because Im
from a foreign country. Do You have any problem with Immigrants?

Nope. My father was an immigrant. And English was his second language,
but he had a full command of the English language.

--
Peace!
Kurt Kirsch
Self-anointed Moderator
http://microscum.com
"It'll soon shake your Windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'."

 

[Rhonda Lea Kirk]

hey for the person who just called me an idiot, that was my first
time here trying to help people and i dont think you should be here
treating people of idiot.

First of all, Kurt is one of the good guys, and even though he's kinda
like Boraxo sometimes, if you can see beyond his slightly abrasive
qualities, he has a point. Or more.

In this case, the point is twofold: a) you violated an old, old usenet
rule that says you should lurk first, until you have a 'feel' for the
community, and b) you failed to realize that a lot of the problems
addressed in this group are the result of bad people doing bad things to
computers that do not belong to them.

I don't believe you're a bad guy--I'm pretty sure you just want to
help--but when you come on like gangbusters in a group where no one
knows you, you have to expect that one of the regulars (which I am not,
btw--I'm very much a newbie here) is going to call you on it.

So chill a little, eh? If you just continue to post and your posts are
good ones, then eventually this early conflict will fade away to
nothing. If you let it.

As for the language issue--you don't write like a Haitian, you write the
way a teenager from Miami speaks to his peers. (I'm in New Jersey now,
but I lived in DeLand--right down the road from Daytona--from about '99
until a month ago, so it's not entirely unfamiliar.) I hear my daughter
(who is 21) do this all the time, but she doesn't talk to me that way,
and you shouldn't be writing to anyone here that way. It gives a bad
impression of who you are.

</maternal-type lecture>

Now can you please just let this argument go?

rl