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[muckshifter]

True... but im sure a Gilette Mach 3 would sort em out

Hmmm, they are just as fond of bum-fluff too ... it's a bugger getting the mirrors in the right place so you can see what you're are doing ... you know why they call 'em mirrors, 'cos everything is reverse, so you end up shaving the wrong bits.

ouch!

* mind you, if you have a caring girlfriend then ......... *





MR FBS ... I made sure all my Daughters knew what a condom was, and how to use it, before they went anywhere near a boy. I'm sure you did too.

 

[ChristopherP]

"No glove, No love!"

Caring girlfriend?! You mean the one that just gave you pubic lice....!!!

 

[psd99]

Seriously, that's what I thought, but the buggers lay eggs.....

Oh, there's a story here, but this is a family forum....

well I can related a story to this

my mates mate had crabs once
he was telling me this story:

he went into a chemist
really fit looking lady there

he had to tell her that he had crabs and wanted to get some sort of medicine to sort them out. Poor chap had to go through all of that but all he needed was the same type of shampoo one would use for HEAD LICE!!! No need to have told her, he was totally embarrased!


I remember hearing that and really laughing about that
he is not my mate!!

I dont know how we ended up discussing this like you said it is a family forum so I try to keep it clean!


Dont be a fool cover your tool

 

[TriplexDread]

Lmao how embaressing poor bloke.

As for baloons. Got plenty ere if anyone wants some

Altho saying that you may find em a bit on the large size LMAO

 

[Anon_F]

(my goodness, I got all kind of serious there for a moment..... )

And i thought Chlamydia was a friends new girlfriend as he talks about it so much