Bargain Free Condom Pack

[MagicFreebiesUK]

We'll send a condom pack to you as fast as we can but please allow up to 28 days for delivery.

From Radio 1 and the BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/bareall/condomgiveaway.shtml

HTH
Tom

 

[Rush]

By MagicFreebies

Quote:
We'll send a condom pack to you as fast as we can but please allow up to 28 days for delivery.

How many puns there

condoms,28 days,delivery ...uuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg

 

[Anon_F]

got to be a first for this site?
MagicFreebiesUK got anyother freebie goodies to share with us then??

 

[itsme]

By MagicFreebies

How many puns there

condoms,28 days,delivery ...uuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg

I have heard of foreplay but thats beyond a joke

 

[psd99]

I have heard of foreplay but thats beyond a joke

LMAO!!!!!
hahaha thats funny
nice one itsme!

 

[Rush]

Anyway....mine done...Kids party balloons sorted

 

[itsme]

Anyway....mine done...Kids party balloons sorted

I am not going to answer that or I will have a smack of mucks if you only knew what I were thinking I can laugh at it you can`t

 

[muckshifter]

yep ... I'm watching you two.

 

[HeySteve]

signed up 2 get my pack...

Dont be a fool wrap your tool!!

 

[michael 118]

Dont be a fool wrap your tool!!

dont be silly wrap your wi.....

 

[ChristopherP]

No glove no love

Sign me up!

 

[Rush]

OHHHH nooooo

Mine has arrived ....wife says what can we use it for as both the kids birthdays have gone....?????!!!!!! just contacted the met office for ideas

 

[ChristopherP]

Put one over the exhaust of her car

 

[itsme]

Put one over the exhaust of her car

"BANG"

 

[Rush]

By chris postill

Put one over the exhaust of her car

oh over the potato (lol)

 

[floppybootstomp]

Cool stuff

HIV kills. And most STD's really ain't much fun.

(my goodness, I got all kind of serious there for a moment..... )

 

[ChristopherP]

And most STD's really ain't much fun.

most?

 

[floppybootstomp]

most?

Well, ok, all of 'em

I swear the doc makes that penicillin injection as painful as possible to teach you a lesson though

And condoms won't prevent crabs, just so's you know

Alright, Mucks, don't busta blood vessel, this be a serious ting

 

[ChristopherP]

And condoms won't prevent crabs, just so's you know

True... but im sure a Gilette Mach 3 would sort em out

 

[floppybootstomp]

True... but im sure a Gilette Mach 3 would sort em out

Oh bloody hell, the naivety......

Seriously, that's what I thought, but the buggers lay eggs.....

Oh, there's a story here, but this is a family forum....

Suffice to say, beware of barmaids and take any advice Merchant Seamen give you seriously, cos they know man, they know......