Film QUOTES!

Sid the sloth to Mandy the mammoth in the film ICE AGE

Captain, Iceberg ahead!

That was really hilarious and another one from the same movie

"Hey The Lord of the flames, your tail is on fire"

:D
 
Can anyone help?

A few of my friends were talking the other day and someone said a quote from a film. This may not be word perfect but if anyone could clear up where it comes from it would be greatly appreciated.

"You can't drive that sh!t on my highway"

I know it is not a lot to go on but it rings a bell but I can not place it.

Please help
 
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

and

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


from the film SNATCH!!!
 
Rush said:
Try a few of these ..when humour and laughter didn`t need any swearing

http://www.marx-brothers.org/info/quotes.htm

Rush, me love the Marx Brothers :)

I can remember, during the seventies, a bunch of us would come back from pub Friday evening, always seemed to be a Marx Bros movie on whilst we drank beer, munched saveloy & chips, and partook of herbal cigarettes.

Those films produced much laughter, fond memories.

Two favourite quotes of mine, not mentioned on your link, both from Groucho:

'The last time I saw a face like that it was eating nuts & bananas'

'How much do you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?'
 
Young once

Flops i think i partuk in those days ...also with the vulgar side ...The young ones was absolutely hilarious too ...

google if you want to know more..
 
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