ROFLMFAO, now that really is good! Do you do your own smilies? I'm going to be having the occasional snigger at that one all evening I think. The funny thing was that he was giving me a (slurred) lecture on chainsaw safety at the same time. "Always remember *hic* that this is a lethal *stagger* killing machine!!! *melodramatic point making gesture* Always treat it with respect! *stagger*" Fortunately his few attempts to get it going impacted him with the shed often enough that I was able to convince him that what he'd really like to be doing right now was lying on the hammock stargazing. But I'll never forget that little lecture