Corel v12 & PPT

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Not sure I'm crazy about the idea of a thingie being able to spell my name
better than I can..but...then again, I can think of times it might come in
handy. Since I started getting AARP mail addressed to me, I've been having
a hard time remembering things. Funny how that works...????
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They put some kind of weird powder in the envelopes. Makes your hair turn gray
and you forget where you put the car keys, stuff like that.
Heyy....you know what's even scarier??? I heard there is a pen, sorta like
a ballpoint pen, that you can use to write or draw or whatever, and it has a
memory, and you can just upload it into the computer and whatever you did
with the pen is now on your computer! Like on Get Smart, only real life.
Amazing!! ;-)
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There's an old song called "If shoes could talk"
This reminds me of that.
I don't want shoes that remember where I've been or pens that can write notes
on their own, thanks. ;-)
 
"> > Not sure I'm crazy about the idea of a thingie being able to spell my
name
They put some kind of weird powder in the envelopes. Makes your hair turn gray
and you forget where you put the car keys, stuff like that.
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Ahh...that must be it. Next one I get I'll just toss out and not open it.
That way it won't get worse. Whew! Good thing I didn't buy one of their
T-shirts! I might turn into a mummy! Ya know...I've moved 3 times in the
last 10 years said:
There's an old song called "If shoes could talk"
This reminds me of that.
I don't want shoes that remember where I've been or pens that can write notes
on their own, thanks. ;-)
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Hmmm...good point. And I don't want a pen that remembers what I said when I
don't. What's next...a court case where they call a TotalRecall Pen to the
witness stand to testify to what it wrote or where it was at the time of
some event? I mean..how would they know if its memory chip is any better
than mine??? Scary.....
 
Ahh...that must be it. Next one I get I'll just toss out and not open it.
That way it won't get worse. Whew! Good thing I didn't buy one of their
T-shirts! I might turn into a mummy!
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Worse: The AARP t-shirts turn you into a grandmummy.
 
"> > Ahh...that must be it. Next one I get I'll just toss out and not open
it.
Worse: The AARP t-shirts turn you into a grandmummy.
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Egads!! Don't even think about the sweat suits! I don't look good in
leather!. 8-o
 
Well, there are lots of different kinds of leather. I would hazard a guess
that ya'll look better than at least some of them. Albiet, I have seen some
fine examples of Armadillo Butt leather. <sg>
 
Mike M. said:
Well, there are lots of different kinds of leather. I would hazard a guess
that ya'll look better than at least some of them. Albiet, I have seen some
fine examples of Armadillo Butt leather. <sg>
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RFLMHO!!!!!!!!

Hmmm......not only do you seem to have a rather unusual preference in
cuisines, you obviously have a very discerning eye for the more unusual
types of leather goods. Remind me never to go shopping with you.....'k????
;-)))
 
I am not saying that environment completely determines personality (or lack
thereof) but living in a big old Florida swamp all one's life does have some
effect. I'm thinking a show called, "City Eye for the Swamp Guy." What do
you think?
 
I am not saying that environment completely determines personality (or lack
thereof) but living in a big old Florida swamp all one's life does have some
effect. I'm thinking a show called, "City Eye for the Swamp Guy." What do
you think?
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ROFL!
 
Well, there are lots of different kinds of leather. I would hazard a guess
that ya'll look better than at least some of them. Albiet, I have seen some
fine examples of Armadillo Butt leather. <sg>
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If I were prettier, that'd be me ...
 
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