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punjab_tom
sorry the 'Microsoft Way' changes every 18 months with ZERO DISCLOSURE
and ZERO LOGIC.
-Tom
Punjab, India
and ZERO LOGIC.
-Tom
Punjab, India
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dbahooker
you guys aren't professional programmers
any that 'uses office for development' is considered even less than a
Junior Programmer than Microsoft labels even the VB.net programmers.
So yeah.. you can take your million plus sub-junior programmers and
shove them up your ass; MDB and DAO are obsolete
-Aaron
ADP Nationalist
any that 'uses office for development' is considered even less than a
Junior Programmer than Microsoft labels even the VB.net programmers.
So yeah.. you can take your million plus sub-junior programmers and
shove them up your ass; MDB and DAO are obsolete
-Aaron
ADP Nationalist
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Homer J Simpson
you guys aren't professional programmers
any that 'uses office for development' is considered even less than a
Junior Programmer than Microsoft labels even the VB.net programmers.
So yeah.. you can take your million plus sub-junior programmers and
shove them up your ass; MDB and DAO are obsolete
-Aaron
ADP Nationalist
Well, sir, you aren't a professional anything. Any competent programmer uses
the best tool for the application instead of one fits all. MS Office may
very well be the best tool for some purposes, as I have shown by using it to
replace horrendous and unworkable code written by others.
"If you only have a hammer, everything looks like a nail".
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dbahooker
you're the ****ing retard that is stuck in MDB land
you're the one with a single hammer and everything looks like a nail
I don't need to be a programmer. I coast on my database skills ROFL
no but seriously; MDB is crap. VB.net is CRAP. VB 2005 is too slow and
too unstable for real world use.
MIcrosoft has never made it practical to deploy the .NET framework.
I mean seriously here.. how do you tell what version of the framework
is on machine X?
please; im dead friggin serious-- tell me how to tell what version of
the framework is installed; and I'll give up ok?
(this is a trick; there is no simple standard way to do this that is
consistent through Windows 2000, XP, 2003 and Vista-- it just somehow
escaped Microsoft to give us a simple answer like this)
-Aaron
you're the one with a single hammer and everything looks like a nail
I don't need to be a programmer. I coast on my database skills ROFL
no but seriously; MDB is crap. VB.net is CRAP. VB 2005 is too slow and
too unstable for real world use.
MIcrosoft has never made it practical to deploy the .NET framework.
I mean seriously here.. how do you tell what version of the framework
is on machine X?
please; im dead friggin serious-- tell me how to tell what version of
the framework is installed; and I'll give up ok?
(this is a trick; there is no simple standard way to do this that is
consistent through Windows 2000, XP, 2003 and Vista-- it just somehow
escaped Microsoft to give us a simple answer like this)
-Aaron
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dbahooker
Homer
And I'm still CLUELESS what this means:
seriously.. what point were you trying to make?
MS Office isn't the best tool; Excel and Word are ****ing diseases..
and outlook is a (necessary) plague
Access MDB? Are you friggin kidding me?
I'm just glad that Microsoft is giving us a CLEAR MARKETING MESSAGE and
that message is that :
1. DAO _IS_ DEAD - I dont see a DAO 6.0 ROFL
2. ADO STILL IS RELEVENT AND MS IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW VERSION
3. MDB is for ****ing retards - because they haven't ever awarded a MVP
award to a SINGLE PERSON that can spell ADP. It's not that they know
that it's being retired-- ITS NOT BEING RETIRED. Its just that MS for
some reason tries to recognize RETARD-ASS MDB PROGRAMMERS instead of
the real developers that are REALLY CONTRIBUTING.
And I'm still CLUELESS what this means:
Well, sir, you aren't a professional anything. Any competent programmer uses
the best tool for the application instead of one fits all. MS Office may
very well be the best tool for some purposes, as I have shown by using it to
replace horrendous and unworkable code written by others.
seriously.. what point were you trying to make?
MS Office isn't the best tool; Excel and Word are ****ing diseases..
and outlook is a (necessary) plague
Access MDB? Are you friggin kidding me?
I'm just glad that Microsoft is giving us a CLEAR MARKETING MESSAGE and
that message is that :
1. DAO _IS_ DEAD - I dont see a DAO 6.0 ROFL
2. ADO STILL IS RELEVENT AND MS IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW VERSION
3. MDB is for ****ing retards - because they haven't ever awarded a MVP
award to a SINGLE PERSON that can spell ADP. It's not that they know
that it's being retired-- ITS NOT BEING RETIRED. Its just that MS for
some reason tries to recognize RETARD-ASS MDB PROGRAMMERS instead of
the real developers that are REALLY CONTRIBUTING.
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dbahooker
and for the record 'any competent programmer' sure as **** doesn't use
MDB
-Aaron
MDB
-Aaron
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Homer J Simpson
and for the record 'any competent programmer' sure as **** doesn't use
MDB
Right. Sure, and if they need a word processor or spreadsheet they clone MS
Word or Excel.
NOT!
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Homer J Simpson
seriously.. what point were you trying to make?
Software is a tool. It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools.
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Homer J Simpson
you're the ****ing retard that is stuck in MDB land
you're the one with a single hammer and everything looks like a nail
Really? I will use anything from assembler on up through Snobol. The right
tool for the right job.
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aaron.kempf
you're the poor craftsman because you're the ****ing diptard that uses
an old tool
MDB and DAO lol
ROFL
VB.NOT?
ROFL
Even VB 2005 is too slow and unreliable for real world use and I sure
as **** aren't gonna use 2002 or 2003 because they dont have 'edit and
continue'
-Aaron
an old tool
MDB and DAO lol
ROFL
VB.NOT?
ROFL
Even VB 2005 is too slow and unreliable for real world use and I sure
as **** aren't gonna use 2002 or 2003 because they dont have 'edit and
continue'
-Aaron
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aaron.kempf
who needs a word processor or a spreadsheet?
I dont do spreadsheets; im a DBA, jackass
and I sure don't use a 'Word Processor' I write webpages
-Aaron
I dont do spreadsheets; im a DBA, jackass
and I sure don't use a 'Word Processor' I write webpages
-Aaron
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Henning
Just for the fun of keeping the thread alive, I use RDO for SQL databases.and for the record 'any competent programmer' sure as **** doesn't use
MDB
-Aaron
Why use M$ overhead when you can send your querys directly to the boss, the
SQL-server. And you don't even have to load Jet.
/Henning
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dbahooker
RDO.. ROFL.. man I haven't heard of that in a long time.
I assume that because you use RDO you think that it's faster than ADO?
you got any proof / examples for that ?
-Aaron
I assume that because you use RDO you think that it's faster than ADO?
you got any proof / examples for that ?
-Aaron
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RobinS
That's so clever, using your aliases to post messages agreeing
with yourself, larrylinson, susiedba, aaronkempf, punjab_tom,
dbahooker, etc.
Robin S.
with yourself, larrylinson, susiedba, aaronkempf, punjab_tom,
dbahooker, etc.
Robin S.
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aaron.kempf
wtf are you talking about honkey?
go play in the freeway, VB.Newbie
-Aaron
go play in the freeway, VB.Newbie
-Aaron
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dbahooker
seriously please explain punk
false allegations?
-Aaron
false allegations?
-Aaron
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punjab_tom
clone word and excel?
Im a database developer; what use would I possibly have for Excel?
and Word?
I dont do .DOC I build webpages; jackass
-Tom
Im a database developer; what use would I possibly have for Excel?
and Word?
I dont do .DOC I build webpages; jackass
-Tom
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Henning
And seriously, there can't be that many posters here using the same bad
language like a clone, or?
/Henning
language like a clone, or?
/Henning
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punjab_tom
no buddy I just don't understand.. it's awfully quaint.
do normal people still use Excel and Word?
WHAT FOR?
Personally I hate Word and Excel and all sorts of UNSTRUCTURED DATA
more than anything.
Do you know why?
BECAUSE ITS REPETITIVE; ITS BUILT ON HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF OTHERS TIME.
AND BECAUSE I CAN"T SUBMIT A SIMPLE QUERY 'how many report specs
include the word sincerely'
I personally have had to import > 100 spreadsheets and > 100 word docs
in probably a dozen different situations and I dont think that it makes
any sense to use these formats FOR ANYTHING.
XLS and DOC are even more stupid than MDB format.
-Tom
do normal people still use Excel and Word?
WHAT FOR?
Personally I hate Word and Excel and all sorts of UNSTRUCTURED DATA
more than anything.
Do you know why?
BECAUSE ITS REPETITIVE; ITS BUILT ON HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF OTHERS TIME.
AND BECAUSE I CAN"T SUBMIT A SIMPLE QUERY 'how many report specs
include the word sincerely'
I personally have had to import > 100 spreadsheets and > 100 word docs
in probably a dozen different situations and I dont think that it makes
any sense to use these formats FOR ANYTHING.
XLS and DOC are even more stupid than MDB format.
-Tom
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Homer J Simpson
clone word and excel?
Im a database developer; what use would I possibly have for Excel?
and Word?
I dont do .DOC I build webpages; jackass
You truly are an idiot.