Accounting package in 4 months??

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Hi SmartiKat,

I read a story about a guy who went on an 'exotic' holiday and was
given some 'enhancement' pills. They worked well enough but he was the
"if <one> does this what will a <dozen> do?" type.

The result of this was that he got a massive hard-on which
wouldn't go down. On returning home he took himself off to the doctor
and, with enough worry to overcome his embarassement, told him what he
had been doing.

He asked the doctor what he should do about his seemingly
permanent woody.

The doctor replied. It'll go down in a while. Go home and enjoy
it - it's the last one you'll ever have!!

Ow.

Regards,
Fergus
 
I was on holiday in Outer Mungoolia once. I went into a bar
thinking I'll try some of the local spirit. And that's <exactly> what
they served me!
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Yuk!!

I hope you got out of there fast before they tried selling you Pimms too!!!!

Nick.
 
Wow...

I never thought someone would agree with me on that one...

My problem isn't necessarily size, its just always bad when your sig other
is assamed of your profession.

Last night, I came home and told my fiance' about my day. She's a teacher
*rising trend in coders dating teachrer*. I was explaining about an issue I
was having with a web app and how a postback event was losing viewstate for
some reason (which ended up being a bug in the framework I was using, beward
Rainbow).

Anyways, after explaining my problem, I would have liked to release a little
"steam".

No... she's not in the mood. She's never in the mood except for one random
time per year at 10:30am when I'm at work on a Tuesday in March...

So, Microsoft.SpanishFly.Activate()
 
No... she's not in the mood. She's never in the mood except for one
random
time per year at 10:30am when I'm at work on a Tuesday in March...
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Oh dear, :-( do I detect a touch of frustration? Go talk to "Dr Spunk", he
will ease your mind.

Nick.
 
Well, my mind was wondering around the "Service Pack" that Microsoft is
going to release with these VB.Viagra. I'd really like to sign up for Beta.
And just imagine the "Catch Phrase" MS will use on their Ads, "Get there
faster, quicker..." or "Do it once, reuse everywhere"...

Frustration??? Well, you have no idea until you are actually married.
Enjoy that Random day while it last.
 
Hi Fergus,
ROFLM<Horse>O
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LOL, poor horse :-(

Nick.

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Hi Nick,

|| ROFLM<Horse>O


Typo. Didn't mean L - it should have been J.

Happy horse, :-D

Regards,
Fergus
 
Typo. Didn't mean L - it should have been J.

LOL!!

We'll have no beastiality around here!, "this is a local group for local
people" ;-)

Nick.

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Having problems with you job?
You're marriage is on the rocks?
You can't sleep at night?
You have a drink and drugs addiction?
You are sexually impotent?
Then enable Option Strict!
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Hi Nick,

|| We'll have no beastiality around here!, "this is a
|| local group for local people" ;-)

If 'beastiality' means foreign, like I think you're saying, don't
worry - it's a local horse. :-D

I guess I can't talk about the sheep, though, they're from New
Zealand.

Regards,
Fergus
 
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