World Ends Today?

Off to buy a new mobile either today or tomorrow, if today then i will not have to pay my credit card bill off at the end of the month, how cool is that!:drool:
 
What a ****.... He got it wrong in '94 and people still think he's right this time?

*Facepalm* :rolleyes:

Anyway i dont get paid til the 25th, it cant end... :/
 
Some canny folk are even cashing-in on this. Did you see that they set up a website, and, for a fee (up front, of course,) will appoint atheist volunteers to look after the pets who get "left behind?" :rolleyes:
 
Lemme see, the world has been going to end tomorrow since man first crawled from the prehistoric ooze and gained enough reason to make up the fairy story that became religion.

I would seriously like to punch pillocks like that :)

And just supposing the world did end tomorrow, or in five minutes come to that, would it matter? Not one of us would know a damn thing about it anyway and this planet we call earth infested with human beanz and all kinds of viruses would no longer exist, thus confirming our position of pure insignificance in the greater scheme of things on the totem pole we have labelled the universe.

Phew, hang on, let me climb down here...... ;)
 
Well said Sir Flopps. :thumb:

And another thing.... why the hell are animals excluded anyway? :mad: Don't fancy going anywhere that is devoid of our furry/feathery/scaley friends.
 
Taffycat said:
Some canny folk are even cashing-in on this. Did you see that they set up a website, and, for a fee (up front, of course,) will appoint atheist volunteers to look after the pets who get "left behind?" :rolleyes:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
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250 x £83 + 20750

Not a bad return for the effort I guess, an they do not do refunds. :lol:
 
What time is kick off then?
Just in case i'm not around so i know when it all happens is it BST or Yank time?
 
Oh look they have PCR in the future. I thought everything would be destroyed when the world ended:D
 
Quadophile said:
Do I have enough time to have my cuppa tea? :fool:
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:drool:
 
I was lost in Archland yesterday so I missed it. Will I be able to watch a replay on the BBC iPlayer ? :fool:
 
According to the Mayan calendar 2012 is the time that the planets align and is going to be the end of the world(as we know it Jim) so be afraid, be very afraid:eek:
 
I have just formed a society henceforth to be known as the flopsians.

I and my fellow flopsian members predict and agree the world will end at 17:00 hours on October 14th 2012.

Because of this I am offering to takeover all your valuables and bank accounts for you so you won't have to worry about them any longer when the world ends.

Remember, the Flopsians prediction is official so you know world destruction will occur, there's no room for doubt.

So give me all your money and you won't have to worry when October comes around next year.

You know it makes sense :)

No animals or Mayan descendants were harmed in the forming of this prediction and offer.
 
Well, what a surprise he's set a new date for the Apocalypse as he "miscalculated" the previous one.

LINK


I suppose he can keep doing it till he gets it right. :D ( a bit like some of the voting in the EU)

Some people actually believe all this garbage. :fool:
 
floppybootstomp said:
Because of this I am offering to takeover all your valuables and bank accounts for you so you won't have to worry about them any longer when the world ends.
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Thats very kind of you FBS if you PM me your address i will send you my bank details.
My credit card bill came in today so if you wish to pay it thats fine by me!:)
As for my other accounts they have nothing in them!!:lol:

Pay day on the 31st.
 
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