Windows vs Linux

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Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
 
umo said:
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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Ubuntu is Alias and Dogshit is Ringmaster. But who would you wanna live
with?

By the way, Adam Albright is excrement
 
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter, more
efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna live
with?
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What a stupid comparison.

Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.

Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
 
alt said:
What a stupid comparison.

Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.

Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
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Yep. And who wants to spend their life with a high-maintenance, vapid bimbo
ratt-a-tatting inanities that make your ears bleed.

Besides that, she'll run off with any malcontent that happens along, then
try to come crawling back to you festering with viruses.
 
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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Make sure you use condom.

/bb
 
umo said:
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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Let's just say that people who choose their partner based on looks alone
usually live to regret it -- and quite rapidly, at that.

The posting is interesting from a psychological point of view though: this
isn't the first time a comparison like this is made, and it appears that
the Windows fanbois go for looks every time, even though they know it's not
a very sensible thing to do.

Richard Rasker
 
alt said:
What a stupid comparison.
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A stupid comparison which you are all too willing to propagate.
Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.

Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
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Play your cards right and you can be her next girlfriend.
 
What a stupid comparison.

Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.

Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
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I have Both XP ( Cloned onto on a shiny new Hard Drive)

and Ubuntu ( on a separate partition.)


I use Ubuntu almost exclusively.

I don't think I'll be buying a PC with a Microsoft OS on it anytime
soon.

.
 
What a stupid comparison.

Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.

Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
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You forgot to mention she has been forked 12 times,

She has 18 wigs, so you get choice. So she say's.
Why is she in that community, group sex, district?

Did you tell them that when you say, "Looker", you mean
she keeps looking at other guys?

You forgot to tell them that she only has 64K of memory,
and only does yellow dogs. But you think that is smart.

[[[ Linux :: It is what they don't tell you, that kills you. ]]]
 
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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I had to look them up.
I must be getting old.

Rachel Maddow is a woman?
Could have fooled me.
 
You forgot to mention she has been forked 12 times,

She has 18 wigs, so you get choice. So she say's. Why is she in that
community, group sex, district?

Did you tell them that when you say, "Looker", you mean she keeps
looking at other guys?

You forgot to tell them that she only has 64K of memory, and only does
yellow dogs. But you think that is smart.
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Ok, points for humor.


-Thufir
 
umo said:
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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You can see Linux at:

 
Claude said:
I did a clean install of OpenSuSE 11.0. The install completed,
downloaded a few dozen OS updates and installed them, started the window
manager KDE and downloaded 900 meg of open source updates like Mozilla
and Open office stuff and install all and it was ready to use. IT DID
NOT REBOOT ONE SINGLE TIME!. Try that with Winblows.
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Cannot get OpenSUSE 11 to install on a Dell Latitude D620 here. Won't
get beyond the second screen. Tried many times. Checked CD via surface
scan, no issues there. Not looking for an answer really, just stating my
experience with it.

Lang
 
Claude Hopper wrote:
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Cannot get OpenSUSE 11 to install on a Dell Latitude D620 here. Won't
get beyond the second screen. Tried many times. Checked CD via surface
scan, no issues there. Not looking for an answer really, just stating my
experience with it.
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According to:
http://www.linlap.com/wiki/Dell+Latitude+D620

The machine is "Linux Friendly".

You are probably using one of the "freebie" distributions, an OpenSUSE
distribution, which may have limited support and/or testing.

Have you tried installing any other versions of Linux?

There are some problems with one of the OpenOrg X.11 server/drivers on
the Nvidia graphics card. You might want switch to an earlier version
of X.11 which seems to be more reliable.

Commercial versions of SUSE are better tested and more reliable, and
are more likely to configure correctly. When I installed SUSE 10
commercial version, it figured out which binary-only graphics
accelerator driver to use, installed it and configured it correctly,
and ran beautifully. The "community editions" such as OpenSUSE,
Ubuntu, and Fedora are intended for developers and supporters who want
to stay ahead of the curve, so that they can be relatively sure that
things will work on the next commercial version when it arrives.
 
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