Local drug dealers cut off his fun bits when Walter failed to make timely
payment. Walter was too embarrassed to tell you that he is moving to a
eunich village in India. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
As this is a PowerPoint group, my guess is that it was a bad idea to create
a hideous PowerPoint presentation about his life as a surprise for his
birthday. I'm sure that many people in this group can help you make better
PowerPoint presentations so this doesn't happen again.
Now to take the presentations more seriously:
"Do this before using PowerPoint seriously" http://pptfaq.com/FAQ00034.htm
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Shawn Toh (tohlz)
Microsoft MVP PowerPoint
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Maybe not, but it will keep the next Walter from having to sit through a bad
presentation.
Quinn, I'm sorry you are feeling hurt and confused. We have all been there
and our bit of levity is meant to help cheer you up. The only advice I can
offer is that if Walter was not considerate enough tell you why he felt he
needed to break up with you, then you are far better off without him.