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I get email from friends that send me jokes to open with micro excel and I
can't open them why?
can't open them why?
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Gord Dibben
1. Do you have Microsoft Excel installed on your computer?
2. What is the extension of the attachments with the jokes?
Is it somejoke.XLS ?
I never heard of Excel being a joke transporter but who knows?
Gord Dibben MS Excel MVP
2. What is the extension of the attachments with the jokes?
Is it somejoke.XLS ?
I never heard of Excel being a joke transporter but who knows?
Gord Dibben MS Excel MVP
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Don Guillett
Its because Excel is only for serious work except, of course, on Fridays on
the L & G lists.
the L & G lists.
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Guest
Leona said:I get email from friends that send me jokes to open with micro excel and I
can't open them why?
I didn't get an answer to my question....
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T. Valko
I never heard of Excel being a joke transporter but who knows?
It's used for *everything* else, so why not? <g>
Biff
It's used for *everything* else, so why not? <g>
Biff
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Gord Dibben
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Guest
Gord Dibben said:1. Do you have Microsoft Excel installed on your computer?
2. What is the extension of the attachments with the jokes?
Is it somejoke.XLS ?
I never heard of Excel being a joke transporter but who knows?
Thank you for your reply, and yes I have Microsoft Excel installed.
I'm not sure what you mean by the extension of the attachments with the jokes?
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Gord Dibben
The emails must have an attachment that you are asked to open with Excel or are
you being directed to a website?
File extension is the three letters after the dot in the filename.
mywords.TXT
mypicture.JPG
exceljoke.XLS
Extensions denote which application must be used to open the file.
Check yours and post back with details.
Gord
you being directed to a website?
File extension is the three letters after the dot in the filename.
mywords.TXT
mypicture.JPG
exceljoke.XLS
Extensions denote which application must be used to open the file.
Check yours and post back with details.
Gord
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Guest
Leona, i think you should answer all of Gibbon's questions before he can
answer yours.
If you want anybody to help you, you must give AS MUCH INFORMATION AS
POSSIBLE, that you can think of giving..that 'may' be helpful to finding out
the problem.
Tell us exactly what you're doing, and what happens wrong, in detail please.
answer yours.
If you want anybody to help you, you must give AS MUCH INFORMATION AS
POSSIBLE, that you can think of giving..that 'may' be helpful to finding out
the problem.
Tell us exactly what you're doing, and what happens wrong, in detail please.
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Gord Dibben
Mo2
From Encarta...................
gib·bon [gíbb?n]
(plural gib·bons)
long-armed ape: a small tree-dwelling ape with a slender body and long arms that
allow it to swing rapidly and agilely from branch to branch. Native to:
Southeast Asia.
Genus: Hylobates
The agile part does not describe me at all<g>
Gord Dibben
Microsoft® Encarta® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
From Encarta...................
gib·bon [gíbb?n]
(plural gib·bons)
long-armed ape: a small tree-dwelling ape with a slender body and long arms that
allow it to swing rapidly and agilely from branch to branch. Native to:
Southeast Asia.
Genus: Hylobates
The agile part does not describe me at all<g>
Gord Dibben
Microsoft® Encarta® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
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Guest
Thanks! I'll think of you as swinging from trees from now on. <vbg>
Gord Dibben said:Mo2
From Encarta...................
gib·bon [gÃbb?n]
(plural gib·bons)
long-armed ape: a small tree-dwelling ape with a slender body and long arms that
allow it to swing rapidly and agilely from branch to branch. Native to:
Southeast Asia.
Genus: Hylobates
The agile part does not describe me at all<g>
Gord Dibben
Microsoft® Encarta® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
Leona, i think you should answer all of Gibbon's questions before he can
answer yours.
If you want anybody to help you, you must give AS MUCH INFORMATION AS
POSSIBLE, that you can think of giving..that 'may' be helpful to finding out
the problem.
Tell us exactly what you're doing, and what happens wrong, in detail please.
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Gord Dibben
Too old for any other type of swinging<g>
Gord
Gord
Thanks! I'll think of you as swinging from trees from now on. <vbg>
Gord Dibben said:Mo2
From Encarta...................
gib·bon [gíbb?n]
(plural gib·bons)
long-armed ape: a small tree-dwelling ape with a slender body and long arms that
allow it to swing rapidly and agilely from branch to branch. Native to:
Southeast Asia.
Genus: Hylobates
The agile part does not describe me at all<g>
Gord Dibben
Microsoft® Encarta® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
Leona, i think you should answer all of Gibbon's questions before he can
answer yours.
If you want anybody to help you, you must give AS MUCH INFORMATION AS
POSSIBLE, that you can think of giving..that 'may' be helpful to finding out
the problem.
Tell us exactly what you're doing, and what happens wrong, in detail please.
:
Its because Excel is only for serious work except, of course, on Fridays on
the L & G lists.
--
Don Guillett
SalesAid Software
(e-mail address removed)
I get email from friends that send me jokes to open with micro excel and I
can't open them why?
D
Dave Peterson
The only true brachiator--according to an anthropology professor I had back in
the dark ages.
the dark ages.
Gord said:Mo2
From Encarta...................
gib·bon [gíbb?n]
(plural gib·bons)
long-armed ape: a small tree-dwelling ape with a slender body and long arms that
allow it to swing rapidly and agilely from branch to branch. Native to:
Southeast Asia.
Genus: Hylobates
The agile part does not describe me at all<g>
Gord Dibben
Microsoft® Encarta® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
Leona, i think you should answer all of Gibbon's questions before he can
answer yours.
If you want anybody to help you, you must give AS MUCH INFORMATION AS
POSSIBLE, that you can think of giving..that 'may' be helpful to finding out
the problem.
Tell us exactly what you're doing, and what happens wrong, in detail please.
G
Guest
Similar situation :
Mom why I can not open this door ?
The Mom told the kid every possible answer : trying pulling or pushing,
check if is lock and get the key, tried harder, I'm sure you can do it. If
not, call me I'm sure as hell I will open it for you. No Mom, the question is
why my father order me " you can't open that door"!!!
Like our friend said : you have to provide more info..........maybe that's
your friends'joke : they don't want you to open it. Regards
Mom why I can not open this door ?
The Mom told the kid every possible answer : trying pulling or pushing,
check if is lock and get the key, tried harder, I'm sure you can do it. If
not, call me I'm sure as hell I will open it for you. No Mom, the question is
why my father order me " you can't open that door"!!!
Like our friend said : you have to provide more info..........maybe that's
your friends'joke : they don't want you to open it. Regards
Dave Peterson said:The only true brachiator--according to an anthropology professor I had back in
the dark ages.
Gord said:Mo2
From Encarta...................
gib·bon [gÃbb?n]
(plural gib·bons)
long-armed ape: a small tree-dwelling ape with a slender body and long arms that
allow it to swing rapidly and agilely from branch to branch. Native to:
Southeast Asia.
Genus: Hylobates
The agile part does not describe me at all<g>
Gord Dibben
Microsoft® Encarta® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
Leona, i think you should answer all of Gibbon's questions before he can
answer yours.
If you want anybody to help you, you must give AS MUCH INFORMATION AS
POSSIBLE, that you can think of giving..that 'may' be helpful to finding out
the problem.
Tell us exactly what you're doing, and what happens wrong, in detail please.
:
Its because Excel is only for serious work except, of course, on Fridays on
the L & G lists.
--
Don Guillett
SalesAid Software
(e-mail address removed)
I get email from friends that send me jokes to open with micro excel and I
can't open them why?
D
Dave Peterson
Or the kid who asked his mom "where did I come from?"
The mother spends 45 minutes giving a birds and bees lecture.
The kid responds with: Oh, Jimmy came from Dallas.
The mother spends 45 minutes giving a birds and bees lecture.
The kid responds with: Oh, Jimmy came from Dallas.
Similar situation :
Mom why I can not open this door ?
The Mom told the kid every possible answer : trying pulling or pushing,
check if is lock and get the key, tried harder, I'm sure you can do it. If
not, call me I'm sure as hell I will open it for you. No Mom, the question is
why my father order me " you can't open that door"!!!
Like our friend said : you have to provide more info..........maybe that's
your friends'joke : they don't want you to open it. Regards
Dave Peterson said:The only true brachiator--according to an anthropology professor I had back in
the dark ages.
Gord said:Mo2
From Encarta...................
gib·bon [gÃbb?n]
(plural gib·bons)
long-armed ape: a small tree-dwelling ape with a slender body and long arms that
allow it to swing rapidly and agilely from branch to branch. Native to:
Southeast Asia.
Genus: Hylobates
The agile part does not describe me at all<g>
Gord Dibben
Microsoft® Encarta® 2006. © 1993-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
Leona, i think you should answer all of Gibbon's questions before he can
answer yours.
If you want anybody to help you, you must give AS MUCH INFORMATION AS
POSSIBLE, that you can think of giving..that 'may' be helpful to finding out
the problem.
Tell us exactly what you're doing, and what happens wrong, in detail please.
:
Its because Excel is only for serious work except, of course, on Fridays on
the L & G lists.
--
Don Guillett
SalesAid Software
(e-mail address removed)
I get email from friends that send me jokes to open with micro excel and I
can't open them why?