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I purchased vista home premium x86 at the begining of January, I went online
and ordered the x 64 bit version on 5th Feb and still haven't received it.
when I spoke to the UK reps for the product they said that I had paid for it
on the 5th of Feb but they were mystified why I havent received my copy. One
young lady..... trying her best said I'll contact the distribution centre,
she came back with the answer........... theres only one in the warehouse!

Well send me that one dammit!

as of this moment I am still without my copy

Sigh!
 
Another one gives us status on their copy of Vista. Oh boy, I am excited as
hell over this one.

I took my car in for an oil change but they told me I had to wait an hour
because someone was ahead of me in line. I couldn't believe it. I spoke to
the manager and he confirmed it.. Yes sir, you do have to wait. I just sat
there with my tongue hanging down to the floor. What is this world coming
to? Maybe I should take out my laptop with my brand-spanking new copy of
Vista and boot it up. By the time the hard drive light stops spinnin', I'll
be next and my car will get it's oil change.

Thanks for letting me share.
 
The less copies of vista on computers.. the better this world will be.
lets hope that is the last copy in the planet.
 
Zim Babwe said:
Another one gives us status on their copy of Vista. Oh boy, I am excited
as hell over this one.

I took my car in for an oil change but they told me I had to wait an hour
because someone was ahead of me in line. I couldn't believe it. I spoke
to the manager and he confirmed it.. Yes sir, you do have to wait. I
just sat there with my tongue hanging down to the floor. What is this
world coming to? Maybe I should take out my laptop with my brand-spanking
new copy of Vista and boot it up. By the time the hard drive light stops
spinnin', I'll be next and my car will get it's oil change.

Thanks for letting me share.
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What's sad is people seem to get more upset that they might have to wait to
get a copy of the latest OS or video game, or wait to get a patch for a bug
in that OS or video game, than they do about how long people have to wait
for surgeries.
 
T5 said:
I purchased vista home premium x86 at the begining of January, I went
online and ordered the x 64 bit version on 5th Feb and still haven't
received it. when I spoke to the UK reps for the product they said that I
had paid for it on the 5th of Feb but they were mystified why I havent
received my copy. One young lady..... trying her best said I'll contact the
distribution centre, she came back with the answer........... theres only
one in the warehouse!

Well send me that one dammit!

as of this moment I am still without my copy

Sigh!
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I ordered mine (64 bit home premium) on the 2nd Feb, I got an email on 5th
to say it was dispatched and it finally arrived (from Ireland) yesterday
(12th). So if you ordered yours on the 5th, you might expect it on Thursday.
On the other hand, the printable receipt does say to allow 28 days.

John
 
You could have changed the oil yourself, rather than wait an hour
for some gomer to do it. Just get a pan, some oil, and a plug wrench;
turn the plug, the oil runs out, replace the plug, and insert new oil.
Duh.
 
I am truly sorry that your life is based around this.

|I purchased vista home premium x86 at the begining of January, I went
online
| and ordered the x 64 bit version on 5th Feb and still haven't received it.
| when I spoke to the UK reps for the product they said that I had paid for
it
| on the 5th of Feb but they were mystified why I havent received my copy.
One
| young lady..... trying her best said I'll contact the distribution centre,
| she came back with the answer........... theres only one in the warehouse!
|
| Well send me that one dammit!
|
| as of this moment I am still without my copy
|
| Sigh!
|
 
LOL. Maybe they were waiting for that one last copy to multiply. Or maybe
if they removed it and sent it to you they wouldn't know where to put the
new copies when they arrived. They were using it to bookmark the storage
spot.
 
You could have changed the oil yourself, rather than wait an hour
for some gomer to do it. Just get a pan, some oil, and a plug wrench;
turn the plug, the oil runs out, replace the plug, and insert new oil.
Duh.
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It's a joke, son.
 
You could have changed the oil yourself, rather than wait an hour
for some gomer to do it. Just get a pan, some oil, and a plug wrench;
turn the plug, the oil runs out, replace the plug, and insert new oil.
Duh.
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And then try to find a place which will accept that used oil in order
to get rid of it. Throw it out in the trash or dump it on the ground
and you will most likely be breaking the law. (At least in most
places)

That is the one reason why it is much easier and better to have a
"gomer" as you call it change the oil.
 
T5 said:
I purchased vista home premium x86 at the begining of January, I went
online and ordered the x 64 bit version on 5th Feb and still haven't
received it. when I spoke to the UK reps for the product they said that I
had paid for it on the 5th of Feb but they were mystified why I havent
received my copy. One young lady..... trying her best said I'll contact the
distribution centre, she came back with the answer........... theres only
one in the warehouse!

Well send me that one dammit!

as of this moment I am still without my copy

Sigh!
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Yep that would be right. You'll have to become an American or a Canadian so
you can download it! :)
 
Goober said:
And then try to find a place which will accept that used oil in
order to get rid of it. Throw it out in the trash or dump it on
the ground and you will most likely be breaking the law. (At
least in most places)
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And the law, in every place I know of, requires that any place that
sells motor oil must accept and dispose of used motor oil.
 
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