Vistosis

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John Jay Smith

Vistosis

Is a sickness with nausea and upset stomach.
(also loss of hair and se**ual incompetence has been observed in some
occasions)
caused by the use of the unfriendly GUI of vista
 
"I was using Windows Vista for 2 months when I finally decided to talk to my
doctor. Imagine my surprise when he said I had ED, and that I wasn't alone!"

</making fun of health commercials>

- JB

Vista Support FAQ
http://www.jimmah.com/vista/
 
What is the prescribed solution ... 'eXPpro'? or the free alternative
'Linuxos'?.
(trying to sound like drug names :) )
 
Avoid Alpha and Beta radiation for as long as you can.

Rake 2 XPills before bed,
and drink lots of OSX juice... (a glass of apple juice a day takes a doctor
away).
Perhaps some poultry, from polar icy locations is better than red meat.

;-)
 
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