CP/M was a bugger ... now DOS, wow, that was the bees knees.
Then I remember some newfangledwhatchyamacallit came along ... Windows for Workgroups.
(I think I somehow missed the others?)
Hey! ... now that looked good.
OH, I need DOS as well as Windows.
ah, I get it, double revenue.
OK, I already got DOS, Windows on top, for all them pretty icons & stuff, what the heck ... only 6 floppy disks.
Hey, built-in redundancies ... two lots of DOS, in two different folders, neat.
Why does half my software not work, why have I got to open a DOS session, damn, I need more memory.
Way hay, things are looking up ... new kid about to arrive, Windows 95 ... bloody hell, 32bit operations.
Err, what does that mean? flipping heck, must be good, its 25 floppies.
Ah, it don't work, I need new hardware, need new peripherals, need new drivers, wish I had 32Mb ram ...
DAMN THIS FECKIN WIN 95 I'M GOING BACK TO DOS
Hmmm, Windows 98 ... faster, more powerful for gaming, more feckin headaches. Repeat Win 95 fiasco ... Wish I had 64Mb ram.
Ah, quick-fix Win 98 SE ... ah-ha, that's better.
DAMN THIS FECKIN WIN 98 I'M GOING BACK TO Win 95
Time for a new Century ... oh I say, Windows Millenium ... nice ring to it.
Repeat Win 3.2, Win 95, Win 98, same crap, more of it ... wish I had 128Mb Ram.
DAMN THIS FECKIN WIN ME I'M GOING BACK TO WIN 95
I had a look at a Mac ... damn, need a new mortgage, pretty though.
Oh, look out, here we go again ... Windows XP ... XP? what a stupid number, oh, there is a Win2000 already, ah, but this is for the Home user, OK, I'll bite ... customer's will be asking for it ... shame I can't just thump 'em in the mouth ... here we go again. Wish I had 256Mb ram ... oops, ****, need a damn sight more than that baby ... Jesus, a whole GIG or ram. tut tut tut ... wonder where me DOS disks are?
Feck me, this is bloody stupid, where are the drivers? why don't have me programs work, I need new peripherals, sh1t!!
DAMN THIS FECKIN WIN XP I'M GOING BACK TO ... MOTHER
There will now be a short interlude ...
I need a coffee break.