Useful Idiots Club Recruiting Drive

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Frank

Hi, my name is Frank. I'm this newsgroup resident idiot. I spend my
days trolling this newsgroup because you see I'm crazy. A honest to
goodness psycho that has nothing better to do. I currently have two
really good friends, Yanaire and Spanky. They're as crazy as I am and
we thought some others might want to join our little club. We all post
under dozens of different names but it is really easy to know it is
one of us losers because of the same stupid slop we write day after
day. Just check out the header, it proves it is one of us.

Want to know how stupid we act? Take myself. I like to pretend I'm
handsome, rich and of course very smart. I also pretend to run a
business. Some days I forget I said A business and say I run multiple
businesses. I'll brag I'm a hands on guy, other times I slip up and
say I'm retired or going to retire. Heck, it isn't easy keeping your
story straight when you are nuts like me. I also have a thing for
sheep, pigs and getting drunk.

I'm a Microsoft fan. I made myself their spokesperson here. Never mind
they recently started deleting my always stupid posts as fast as I
make them, I'm a nut, but I still am Microsoft's biggest fan here.

I love to make an ass of myself. I just repeat the same lies hundreds
of times. My thing is to attack anybody that doesn't worship Microsoft
like I do. My favorite response to anyone having any problems with
Vista is to scream you're too stupid to know how to install Vista. I
know, pretty lame, but remember I'm stupid and a nut, so that's the
best I can come up with so I sprinkle profanity in most of my posts
and make sick sexual references usually to sheep because like I said,
I'm crazy.

So I figured other crazy, stupid and just plain lame posters would
want to join my Useful Idiots Club. No dues, only membership
requirement is you make an ass of yourself. Just follow my lead or
watch Spanky or Yanaire, they are getting really good at being village
idiots too.
 
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Oh boy, a potential recruit!

Prove you are an idiot by pushing your head in and out of your ass as
I count.

1
2
3
4
5

Wow! You can do it! Welcome to the Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.
 
Frank said:
Oh boy, a potential recruit!

Prove you are an idiot by pushing your head in and out of your ass as
I count.

1
2
3
4
5

Wow! You can do it! Welcome to the Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.
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Your mastery of human anatomy is dismal.
Maybe Sheep can do that, but humans cannot.
You hangout with Fuzzy Sheep too much.

I don't wanna be in your club.
Try alt.weirdo.notsobright.fuzzysheep
 
adam said:
Hi, my name is adam albright. I'm this newsgroup resident idiot. I spend my
days trolling this newsgroup because you see I'm crazy. A honest to
goodness psycho that has nothing better to do. I currently have two
really good friends, Yanaire and Spanky. They're as crazy as I am and
we thought some others might want to join our little club. We all post
under dozens of different names but it is really easy to know it is
one of us losers because of the same stupid slop we write day after
day. Just check out the header, it proves it is one of us.

Want to know how stupid we act? Take myself. I like to pretend I'm
handsome, rich and of course very smart. I also pretend to run a
business. Some days I forget I said A business and say I run multiple
businesses. I'll brag I'm a hands on guy, other times I slip up and
say I'm retired or going to retire. Heck, it isn't easy keeping your
story straight when you are nuts like me. I also have a thing for
sheep, pigs and getting drunk.

I'm a Microsoft fan. I made myself their spokesperson here. Never mind
they recently started deleting my always stupid posts as fast as I
make them, I'm a nut, but I still am Microsoft's biggest fan here.

I love to make an ass of myself. I just repeat the same lies hundreds
of times. My thing is to attack anybody that doesn't worship Microsoft
like I do. My favorite response to anyone having any problems with
Vista is to scream you're too stupid to know how to install Vista. I
know, pretty lame, but remember I'm stupid and a nut, so that's the
best I can come up with so I sprinkle profanity in most of my posts
and make sick sexual references usually to sheep because like I said,
I'm crazy.

So I figured other crazy, stupid and just plain lame posters would
want to join my Useful Idiots Club. No dues, only membership
requirement is you make an ass of yourself. Just follow my lead or
watch Spanky or Yanaire, they are getting really good at being village
idiots too.
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adam said:
Oh boy, I am a potential recruit!

I will prove I am an idiot by pushing my head in and out of my ass as
I count.

1
2
3
4
5

Wow! I can do it! I am now a official member of Useful Idiots Club Hobbes.
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Your mastery of human anatomy is dismal.
Maybe Sheep can do that, but humans cannot.
You hangout with Fuzzy Sheep too much.
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What's the matter Hobbes, don't like seeing how others see you?
Your choice; continue to ask like a stupid jackass and be a willing
recruit of Frank's Useful Idiots Club or rejoin the human race. We'll
watch and see if you are smart enough to come to your senses.
 
Ringmaster said:
What's the matter Hobbes, don't like seeing how others see you?
Your choice; continue to ask like a stupid jackass and be a willing
recruit of Frank's Useful Idiots Club or rejoin the human race. We'll
watch and see if you are smart enough to come to your senses.
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What others ?
Are you with a whole drove of sheep ?
If you could satisfy those sheep, they wouldn't be thinking of me.
 
Ringmaster said:
What's the matter Hobbes, don't like seeing how others see you?
Your choice; continue to ask like a stupid jackass and be a willing
recruit of Frank's Useful Idiots Club or rejoin the human race. We'll
watch and see if you are smart enough to come to your senses.
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When did you ever come to your senses Ringmaster Albright? And then
there is the Ringmaster A-Hole club, and you're the only one in it, big
adult size diaper wearer.
 
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