Unusual Sigs

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Quadophile

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Many of us like to use signatures in our posts on the Forum, many have chosen to do so here at PC Review as well.

Some of the signatures you come across, makes you wonder or puts a smile on your face.

Is there an unusual signature that you have come across visiting different forums which you like to share here with us? :)

Here are some that I found interesting:

When you Know how the thing works then you will be able to understand the instructions - On a camera forum
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Alas, time stays, we go - On a watch enthusiats forum
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Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience - On PC related forum
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i think 1ntergers is funny

1nteger: A whole number
Allow me to paraphrase...
 Windows is now a 64 bit tweak of a 32 bit extension to a 16 bit user interface for an 8 bit operating system based on a 4 bit architecture from a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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I quite like yours, Quad - my mind is often completely gone in a day dream!

Other than that, I saw this one the other day which I liked:

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
 
ROFLMAO... Oh I'm definitely going to borrow this one thanks quads :D

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience - On PC related forum"

Busy doing that right now :D. I just spent last night (yes all of it) Typing up John's employment contract. John's Boss gave him one that was unbelievable. All the people that I spoke with about it, Including the labour dept and Lawyers were appalled at it. So we wnt through it with a fine toothed comb, spoke to those that know the lingo, worked out what exactly we wanted changed or reworded (or in one case removed altogether). And last night I typed up a new version which John took into his boss today. Cheeky I know ;) But it worked, all the other employees liked my version better also so the boss is taking it home with him & will go over the two versions & write up a new contract that tries to use new words to try and get exactly what he wanted in the first place, isn't negotiation a wonderful thing:rolleyes:. Don't worry, I haven't put my fine toothed comb away yet;).
But at least we brought to the fore that a combination of 4 of the clauses in the contract would actually make it financially impossible for any employee to resign (unless they happened to have 10 weeks worth of wages put aside to live off). He might try and reword stuff but there is no way that any of the staff are going to agree to that now that they know that it's there. There were so many things in it that were dodgy though that it could almost be called a work of art. The cleverest thing of all being that none of it was at all illegal IF John had actually signed it.
Frankly i think that the boss thought that the staff would be so busy drooling over the wage increases that they wouldn't read the 'fine print' too carefully. He was right too. most of them were just going to sign it until John started causing trouble by reading it. :p
 
I like Interger's aswell
so blady confusing!



mine main on is from British Passport
 
I must admit that I really like crazylegs sig

"Politicians and Nappies should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason... "

That one always makes me smile :D
 
"Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit, But Those Who Never Win AND Never Quit Are Idiots" - among others at Despair.com
 
one I used to use ...

"if at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised."

;)
 
If luck is with thee, why hurry? If luck is against thee, why hurry? (Ancient Afghan Proverb)
 
"Why put off til tomorrow ........ what you can dump on someone else's desk"

or for those of you with ancient linguistic skills ...

"Semper in excretum, solus altera quid variat" (Bonus points for anyone who can give me an exact translation).

*I hope I got the spelling right!*
 
PotGuy said:
im guessing something to do with crapping your pants...
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Slightly in the right direction but miles off the correct translation.

Any other offers? ;)
 
something i actually love:

"Empty your mind, be formless,
shapeless--like water.
Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup,
You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle,
You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Now water can flow or it can crash!
Be water, my friend."
-Bruce Lee
 
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