Trolls wanted

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Jim Eshelman

Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to post
frequent posts of no seeming intelligence and high inflammatory potential on
20 or 30 microsoft.public newsgroups per day. Excellent pay, generous
rewards, lasting appreciation of all newsgroup posters. To apply, send
salary requirements and resume to: (e-mail address removed).

Thank you.
 
Jim said:
Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to
post frequent posts of no seeming intelligence and high inflammatory
potential on 20 or 30 microsoft.public newsgroups per day. Excellent
pay, generous rewards, lasting appreciation of all newsgroup posters.
To apply, send salary requirements and resume to: (e-mail address removed).

Thank you.
Click to expand...

You could steal some from 24hoursupport.helpdesk, they can spare *them*
 
Hmmm...

I took Trolls 101 a few years back, but have no practical experience...
Would you consider my resume?

Saga
 
The hardest part of being a troll is the surgery.


|
| Hmmm...
|
| I took Trolls 101 a few years back, but have no practical
experience...
| Would you consider my resume?
|
| Saga
|
| | > Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious
troublemakers to post
| > frequent posts of no seeming intelligence and high
inflammatory potential
| on
| > 20 or 30 microsoft.public newsgroups per day. Excellent
pay, generous
| > rewards, lasting appreciation of all newsgroup posters.
To apply, send
| > salary requirements and resume to: (e-mail address removed).
| >
| > Thank you.
| >
| > --
| > Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
| >
| >
| >
|
|
 
I agree Jim,
It really hurts when they put that big needle into your skull, and suck your
brains out. OUCH!
Curt
 
Hey!!! I resemble those remarks, woo woo woo woo woo. Have added microsoft.public.all.gotcha?
 
To attract a troll or two, just start a silly thread. They won't be able
to resist! Drop your application form right into the middle of their
jabberwocking.That's the best way! How much did you say it pays?


--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
| Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to
post
| frequent posts of no seeming intelligence and high inflammatory
potential on
| 20 or 30 microsoft.public newsgroups per day. Excellent pay, generous
| rewards, lasting appreciation of all newsgroup posters. To apply, send
| salary requirements and resume to: (e-mail address removed).
|
| Thank you.
|
| --
| Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
|
|
|
 
Guess it time to go and bug Bill and Steve about extending the 9x source
code ---- :>

Hey!!! I resemble those remarks, woo woo woo woo woo. Have added
microsoft.public.all.gotcha?

--
Brian A.

Jack of all trades, Master of none. One can never truly be a master as there
is
always more to learn.
 
Colorado & Burn? Don't go turning them into trolls, Artwilder!

--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
"Artwilder (e-mail address removed)>" <:> wrote in message
| Guess it time to go and bug Bill and Steve about extending the 9x
source
| code ---- :>
|
| | Hey!!! I resemble those remarks, woo woo woo woo woo. Have added
| microsoft.public.all.gotcha?
|
| --
| Brian A.
|
| Jack of all trades, Master of none. One can never truly be a master as
there
| is
| always more to learn.
|
|
| | > Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to
post
| > frequent posts of no seeming intelligence and high inflammatory
potential
| on
| > 20 or 30 microsoft.public newsgroups per day. Excellent pay,
generous
| > rewards, lasting appreciation of all newsgroup posters. To apply,
send
| > salary requirements and resume to: (e-mail address removed).
| >
| > Thank you.
| >
| > --
| > Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
| >
| >
| >
|
|
 
Well, we can use all the help we can get in the form of letters to have a
new 9x code especially since at its core it is more stable.
 
That is true. All right, then; take them away. Bring them with you to
the shareholder's meeting, even,-- with a tattoo on their heads. I await
your triumphant return!

--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
(e-mail address removed)
"Artwilder (e-mail address removed)>" <:> wrote in message
| Well, we can use all the help we can get in the form of letters to
have a
| new 9x code especially since at its core it is more stable.
|
| | > Colorado & Burn? Don't go turning them into trolls, Artwilder!
| >
| > --
| > Thanks or Good Luck,
| > There may be humor in this post, and,
| > Naturally, you will not sue,
| > should things get worse after this,
| > PCR
| > (e-mail address removed)
| > "Artwilder (e-mail address removed)>" <:> wrote in message
| > | > | Guess it time to go and bug Bill and Steve about extending the
9x
| > source
| > | code ---- :>
| > |
| > | | > | Hey!!! I resemble those remarks, woo woo woo woo woo. Have added
| > | microsoft.public.all.gotcha?
| > |
| > | --
| > | Brian A.
| > |
| > | Jack of all trades, Master of none. One can never truly be a
master as
| > there
| > | is
| > | always more to learn.
| > |
| > |
| > | | > | > Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious
troublemakers to
| > post
| > | > frequent posts of no seeming intelligence and high inflammatory
| > potential
| > | on
| > | > 20 or 30 microsoft.public newsgroups per day. Excellent pay,
| > generous
| > | > rewards, lasting appreciation of all newsgroup posters. To
apply,
| > send
| > | > salary requirements and resume to: (e-mail address removed).
| > | >
| > | > Thank you.
| > | >
| > | > --
| > | > Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
| > | >
| > | >
| > | >
| > |
| > |
| >
| >
|
|
 
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