Top 10 Access Car Bumper Stickers

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Jeff Conrad

How about a semi-annual list this time since I have one ready?
(actually I have two ready and one shy of a third list complete ;-))

Here ya go:

Top 10 Access Car Bumper Stickers:


10. My other car is a bug free 32-bit API




9. If You're_Close_Enough_To_Read_This = True Then
Docmd.RunCommand acCmdBackOff!!
End If



8. Do you believe in St Vinson?




7. Driver carries no cash, he's a self-employed Access Junkie




6. This vehicle stops at all SQL sightings




5. Warning - Security System In Place:
Three totally unnecessary dialog prompts before door will open




4. Even Yoda has a day job




3. "Ahhh......Ahhhh.......ASHISH!!!"
"Bless You"




2. Been there - Dinh that





And the Number One Access Car Bumper Sticker:



1. Normalized Highway Table Structure: 1 Road --> Many Idiots



I spend way too much time in the car!
If you've seen any others I'd love to hear them.
I have several others, but I'll wait just a bit.
<g>
 
Ah, Jeff... that long commute is having an effect, eh? <g>

I think #7 might be a popular one!

Fred
 
Too long of a commute I'm afraid Fred.
:-)

If you heard my Dad sneeze you'd swear he says Dev's last name.
<g>
 
In case you're interested Fred, here are the remaining ones on the list I had:
(in no particular order)

Got Access??

Have you hugged an Access MVP today?

I brake for Word MVPs...............NOT!

0 to 60 lines of de-bugged code in under 5.6 seconds

I'd rather be doing ANYTHING with Access than sitting in traffic

Warning! Access Junkie on board
 
So Jeff, now that your countdown of "Days Left" is up ... what were you
counting down to? Surely it wasn't just the posting of your
bumper-sticker list! (Not that they don't make me smile.)
 
It was supposed to be the list and something else, but
the "something else" didn't work out at the moment. It
will have to wait for another time.
 
Jeff Conrad said:
It was supposed to be the list and something else, but
the "something else" didn't work out at the moment. It
will have to wait for another time.
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That's a shame. Better luck in the future with ... whatever it is.
 
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