There Are Some Peculiar People

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nivrip said:
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Tears to the eyes is appropriate, I think. :eek:
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Very appropriate I think. Hwat was the guy thinking ? And how small was his erm....that he was using nail clippers..? :p Craft knife would have been quicker and less painful...
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It would appear the Daily Telegraph has sunk to the same depths as the Daily Mail in an attempt to prop up it's ever-declining sales figures.

It is only a matter of time before that once mighty esteemed organ that overlooked Fleet Street from a huge black shiny fronted building goes the same way as The Daily Sketch.

And eventually, probably, all of the UK dailies.

I have a friend who works for the Daily Mirror circulation Dept.

He tells me their customer base is literally dying and that when everybody who buys their product aged over 55 dies, The Daily Mirror will be no more.

I, for one, will not mourn their passing :)

As for circumcision, hammer, chisel, wooden block, swift stroke - voila! :D

Me, I've still got all my bits.... :lol:
 
floppybootstomp said:
It would appear the Daily Telegraph has sunk to the same depths as the Daily mail in an attempt to prop up it's ever-declining sales figures.
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I thought that the Telegraph's sales had rocketed recently. Something to do with MPs I think. :nod:
 
floppybootstomp said:
It would appear the Daily Telegraph has sunk to the same depths as the Daily Mail in an attempt to prop up it's ever-declining sales figures.

It is only a matter of time before that once mighty esteemed organ that overlooked Fleet Street from a huge black shiny fronted building goes the same way as The Daily Sketch.

And eventually, probably, all of the UK dailies.

I have a friend who works for the Daily Mirror circulation Dept.

He tells me their customer base is literally dying and that when everybody who buys their product aged over 55 dies, The Daily Mirror will be no more.

I, for one, will not mourn their passing :)

As for circumcision, hammer, chisel, wooden block, swift stroke - voila! :D

Me, I've still got all my bits.... :lol:
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Not quite correct I'm afraid. As the penis is a cylindrical organ you would need several cuts with the chisel to do a circumcision. Probably around ten clean cuts maybe more depending on how tidy a job you wanted.

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floppybootstomp said:
It would appear the Daily Telegraph has sunk to the same depths as the Daily Mail in an attempt to prop up it's ever-declining sales figures.

It is only a matter of time before that once mighty esteemed organ that overlooked Fleet Street from a huge black shiny fronted building goes the same way as The Daily Sketch.

And eventually, probably, all of the UK dailies.

I have a friend who works for the Daily Mirror circulation Dept.

He tells me their customer base is literally dying and that when everybody who buys their product aged over 55 dies, The Daily Mirror will be no more.

I, for one, will not mourn their passing :)

As for circumcision, hammer, chisel, wooden block, swift stroke - voila! :D

Me, I've still got all my bits....
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"Daily Mirror circumscision Dept!"
 
I hear circumcisions are a cut above the rest these days.....i reckon there's more to that story than meets the eye.

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floppybootstomp said:
It would appear the Daily Telegraph has sunk to the same depths as the Daily Mail in an attempt to prop up it's ever-declining sales figures.

It is only a matter of time before that once mighty esteemed organ that overlooked Fleet Street from a huge black shiny fronted building goes the same way as The Daily Sketch.

And eventually, probably, all of the UK dailies.

I have a friend who works for the Daily Mirror circulation Dept.

He tells me their customer base is literally dying and that when everybody who buys their product aged over 55 dies, The Daily Mirror will be no more.

I, for one, will not mourn their passing :)

As for circumcision, hammer, chisel, wooden block, swift stroke - voila! :D

Me, I've still got all my bits....
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I take it Mr Floppybootstomp that you don`t like news papers why is that.
Also that big black building in Fleet street wasn`t that the home to the Daily Express,I could be wrong.
historian
 
historian said:
I take it Mr Floppybootstomp that you don`t like news papers why is that.
Also that big black building in Fleet street wasn`t that the home to the Daily Express,I could be wrong.
historian
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Why?

Because they are lying manipulative opium for the masses who lie, distort, besmirch, smear, corrupt, accuse, cause unrest, destroy reputations and sometimes the newsprint comes off on your hands.

You're quite correct about the building I referred to above once being the home of The Daily Express :o

I should know really, I worked almost opposite the place for just over a year training to be a reporter with an Independent News Agency.

I started there as a 'Copy Boy' and would often deliver photos to all of the National Paper picture desks, including the Daily Express.

I drove past St Pauls, across Ludgate Circus and up Fleet Street a few weeks ago. My word, it's changed, where's Mick's cafe and De Lietos gone? :confused:

And Dunkin' Donuts too, they used to stay open all night :thumb:
 
floppybootstomp said:
Why?

Because they are lying manipulative opium for the masses who lie, distort, besmirch, smear, corrupt, accuse, cause unrest, destroy reputations and sometimes the newsprint comes off on your hands.

You're quite correct about the building I referred to above once being the home of The Daily Express :o

I should know really, I worked almost opposite the place for just over a year training to be a reporter with an Independent News Agency.

I started there as a 'Copy Boy' and would often deliver photos to all of the National Paper picture desks, including the Daily Express.

I drove past St Pauls, across Ludgate Circus and up Fleet Street a few weeks ago. My word, it's changed, where's Mick's cafe and De Lietos gone? :confused:

And Dunkin' Donuts too, they used to stay open all night :thumb:
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But without the press would we have had the news about the MPs expenses or all the spin in governament.Where else would we get the news,from the radio or TV? The main broadcasting company is biased for what ever party is in power simply to keep the licence money comming in to pay their execs vast amounts of tax payers money.Without the press we wouldn`t know about that either.Still I suppose there is always the internet,we could get unbiased news from there(!)
historian
 
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