The latest terrible crime

[TriplexDread]

The police are on the lookout for someone who has stabbed 6 people with knitting needles.
A police spokesman said that the culprit is;

'following a pattern'

 

[V_R]

*facepalm*

 

[TriplexDread]

Lol

 

[Taffycat]

That had me in "stitches"...

 

[floppybootstomp]

That had me in "stitches"...

It gets worse

 

[crazylegs]

Not another Yarn!

 

[Nobody in particular]

Oh dear....

 

[historian]

If it were a woman culprit,could her name be Purl?

historian

 

[Taffycat]

If it were a woman culprit,could her name be Purl?

historian

...And would she be a bit of a knit-wit..?

 

[V_R]

Right, next one gets a week ban!

 

[troy614]

Right, next one gets a week ban!

Well looks like this thread has just been sewn up.

 

[Anon_F]

Well looks like this thread has just been sewn up.

 

[Taffycat]

Oops! V_R sounds a bit needled to me

(Disappearing hastily through the cat-flap! )

 

[floppybootstomp]

Gordon Bennet

help me

 

[historian]

Gordon Bennet

help me

So you know a someone called Gordon Bennet.
My wife saw one in Jersey many years ago,he was a dentist at the time.
historian

 

[V_R]

lolol, you guys.

Troy, dont encourage them!

 

[nivrip]

Darn it ! I'm sick of these puns.

 

[EvanDavis]

Darn it ! I'm sick of these puns.

They all seem to be following a certain pattern

 

[Urmas]

Right, next one gets a week ban!

The Woolen Fist. Yarncore.