The 12 Days Of Access Christmas

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The 12 Days Of Access Christmas:

Sing along with me (because you know you want to).
Hold the note wherever you see (....):


On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

2 ADH Volumes....

and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

3 Conditional Formatting Levels....

2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

4 PID String Minimum....
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

5 Normal Forms....

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

6 Daigle Progress Meters....

5 Normal Forms....

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

7 Access Versions....

6 Daigle Progress Meters
5 Normal Forms....

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

8 Jet Updates....

7 Access Versions
6 Daigle Progress Meters
5 Normal Forms....

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

9 Kallal Mail Merges....

8 Jet Updates
7 Access Versions
6 Daigle Progress Meters
5 Normal Forms....

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

10 Index Field Maximum....

9 Kallal Mail Merges
8 Jet Updates
7 Access Versions
6 Daigle Progress Meters
5 Normal Forms....

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

11 Goldgar Fixes....

10 Index Field Maximum
9 Kallal Mail Merges
8 Jet Updates
7 Access Versions
6 Daigle Progress Meters
5 Normal Forms....

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree.


On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 Hookom Calendars....

11 Goldgar Fixes
10 Index Field Maximum
9 Kallal Mail Merges
8 Jet Updates
7 Access Versions
6 Daigle Progress Meters
5 Normal Forms....
(ba da da da da)

4 PID String Minimum
3 Conditional Formatting Levels,
2 ADH Volumes,
and St. Vinson putting presents under my tree!!

Yee Haa!!!

(I think I've had too much egg nog)

In case you don't know who St. Vinson is see:
http://tinyurl.com/3gafk

Thank you one and all for another wonderful Access year.
Your unconditional help and support is beyond measure and
sometimes beyond belief. I for one cannot thank you enough.

From my family to yours may you all have a safe and
blessed Christmas Holiday!

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
 
ROFL!!

Don't know what ya put in that egg nog, Jeff, but save me some!

Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Jan :)
 
<snip>
ROFL!!!!

(I think I've had too much egg nog)

That's a possibly correct conclusion...
Thank you one and all for another wonderful Access year.
Your unconditional help and support is beyond measure and
sometimes beyond belief. I for one cannot thank you enough.

You're welcome, Jeff... thank YOU for making this newsgroup a fun
place to come, with your answers, questions, and sense of humor!
From my family to yours may you all have a safe and
blessed Christmas Holiday!

And may you and everyone have a bright Chanukah, a joyous Christmas, a
meaningful Kwanzaa, a happy Solistice, and whatever other celebrations
you may choose!
 
Merry Christmas John! ;-)

An off-topic question for you.
(Gee, am I ever ON topic?! <vbg>)

On Sandra's web site there is a group picture of several
Access MVPs in New York last October. Who's who in the
picture if I may ask?

Thanks,
Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
 
Some of the MVPs have explicitly ask that their name not be associated with
their photo, due to problems they've been encountering with certain
individuals (primarily in comp.databases.ms-access newsgroup). I think
that's why Sandra left them all anonymous.

--
Doug Steele, Microsoft Access MVP

(No private e-mails, please)
 
Hi Doug,

Oops, I had not even considered that. I was just curious,
but now I can definitely see that point. My humble
apologies for such a major over-sight!!

Thanks for setting me straight.
Have a wonderful Christmas!

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
 
Gee, I know a professional singer.

I might ask her to "sing" this song for us to the song music, and put it up
on my web site!

Someone defiantly has too much time!

Well done Jeff, and I wish you all the best during this Christmas season.
 
Jeff Conrad said:
The 12 Days Of Access Christmas:
LOL

(I think I've had too much egg nog)

No question about it!

May you have the happiest of Christmases, Jeff.
 
Hi Albert!
Gee, I know a professional singer.

I might ask her to "sing" this song for us to the song
music, and put it up on my web site!

Gee, and hear I thought "I" was an Access Junkie!
Someone definitely has too much time!

More like someone has waaaay too long of a drive to and
from work to think about stuff like this!
Well done Jeff, and I wish you all the best during this
Christmas season.

Thanks, and a very Merry Christams to you!

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
 
-----Original Message-----
You're welcome, Jeff... thank YOU for making this
newsgroup a fun place to come, with your answers,
questions, and sense of humor!

Wow, that's actually one of the nicest Christmas gifts
I've ever received! Seriously, that was most gracious.
You REALLY are St. Vinson!

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
 
Hi Arvin!
I am the good-looking one. Oh wait! there aren't any good
looking ones ...except Rita and Sandra of course. <g>

ROFL!!!

That was priceless!

Well in my opinion you're all good-looking!

.........although one does have to wonder that SOMEONE was
voted to actually TAKE the picture and why that was!
<vbg>

Merry Christmas Arvin!!

Jeff Conrad
Bend, Oregon
loc=us&access=public
 
I think it was a FrontPage or Word MVP!

Merry Christmas All!

(Guess you figured out which one is me!)
 
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