daytripper said:
perhaps the foundry guys kept telling the architects that they'd solve the
leakage issues in plenty of time to ship? ;-)
Fdry> Houston, we have a problem.
Mgt> So what else is new? Fix it.
Fdry> You don't understand. We've got a really big problem.
Mgt> What's to understand? Get back to us when your problem is fixed.
Fdry> We don't know how to fix it.
Mgt> Wrong answer. You're paid to know how to fix things. Get back to
us when you've done your job.
Fdry> Mumble.
Mgt> So have you the product ready? We've got the press releases all
written and the ad budget all made up, so we're ready to go.
Fdry> NO, we don't have a product ready.
Mgt> Well, why not?
Fdry> We have problem.
Mgt> How long will it take you to fix it?
Fdry> We don't know how to fix it.
Mgt> That's not what I asked. I asked you how long it would take to
fix it.
Fdry> Ummm. Ninety days.
Mgt> That's better. You've got ninety days. Good thing for you we're
so understanding.
Fdry> Mumble.
Mgt> So, you have that problem fixed yet?
Fdry> We're working on it.
Mgt> You said that ninety days ago. We can't ever count on you guys not
to screw up, can we? Good thing we've got some really sharp marketing
people and don't have to rely on you losers.
RM