Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own

[itsme]

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes.
After all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL,etc....so here are some codes for seniors:

* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Centre
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFLCGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

 

[EvanDavis]

 

[Abarbarian]

Too true to be funny

 

[Taffycat]

Excellent!

 

[bootneck02]

Very good one itsme, excuse me WTFA

 

[nivrip]

Couple more here -

LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

 

[Quadophile]

That was hilarious

 

[Ian]

Hahaha, brilliant