Suggestion for virus writers ;)

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Aoshi

If you are designing a virus, why not make it display a pop-up window
with a message like this ;)

The Virus has been successfully installed. Before continuing to use
your computer, please read the End User License Agreement.

1. Because you obtained the Virus free of charge, the Author takes
absolutely no liability for any general, special, incidental or
consequential damages arising from using the Virus, including, but not
limited to loss of data or not being able to use your computer any
more.
2. You may freely redistribute the Virus, with or without your
knowledge, especially to any people in your email address book.
3. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE VIRUS, OR ANY PART OF IT, AS A VIRUS
DEFINITION IN AN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM.
 
If you are designing a virus, why not make it display a pop-up window
with a message like this ;)
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Better yet, have one that says, "Bill like them big ol' titties".

Wait...nevermind. That's been done already.

Bill
 
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Better yet, have one that says, "Bill like them big ol'
titties".
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That was the "huge surprise" the 7 Dwarfs had waiting for Snow
White. ;-)

(Sorry, folks. Only alt.comp.virus old-timers will get this
joke. CROSS-POSTED FOR THEIR PLEASURE.)

Ahem...

To see a picture of Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy
and Sneezy's "huge surprise" (i.e. their friend Bill, aka
"Sleazy", heh) click here ---> http://snipurl.com/l9q7 (Row 2,
2nd from left)

To see pictures of the aforementioned dwarfs enjoying Snow's
uh, "big ol' titties" AND MORE, click here --->
http://snipurl.com/l9q6 (Note: NSFW)

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Laura Fredericks
4Q's "wicked evil bitch of satire, parody, humor and trollism"

PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

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http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/acvgallery/

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Laura said:
To see pictures of the aforementioned dwarfs enjoying Snow's
uh, "big ol' titties" AND MORE, click here --->
http://snipurl.com/l9q6 (Note: NSFW)
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Hmmmm...Disney porn. I'm quite impressed. At least those dwarfs have
good taste, unlike those attracted to Howard Stern.
 
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That was the "huge surprise" the 7 Dwarfs had waiting for Snow
White. ;-)

(Sorry, folks. Only alt.comp.virus old-timers will get this
joke. CROSS-POSTED FOR THEIR PLEASURE.)

Ahem...

To see a picture of Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy
and Sneezy's "huge surprise" (i.e. their friend Bill, aka
"Sleazy", heh) click here ---> http://snipurl.com/l9q7 (Row 2,
2nd from left)
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What do you have against my ISP?

: 403 - Forbidden
:
: Sorry, IP address 192.75.95.75 is not authorized to access this
: server.
: _________________________________________________________________
:
:
: Apache/1.3.29 Server at www.queenofcyberspace.com Port 80
:
: References
:
: 0. http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/acvgallery/
To see pictures of the aforementioned dwarfs enjoying Snow's
uh, "big ol' titties" AND MORE, click here --->
http://snipurl.com/l9q6 (Note: NSFW)
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That was nasty. (Lots of links using images as labels with no alt text.)

[snip]
: Special thanks to:
:
: [1] [LINK]
[snip]
: [7] [LINK][8] [LINK][9] [LINK][10] [LINK]
: [11] [LINK][12] [LINK][13] [LINK][14] [LINK]
: [15] [LINK][16] [LINK][17] [LINK][18] [LINK]
: [19] [LINK][20] [LINK][21] [LINK][22] [LINK]
[snip]
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Nyah! Nyah! I left my clothes on.
 
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What do you have against my ISP?

: 403 - Forbidden
:
: Sorry, IP address 192.75.95.75 is not authorized to
access this : server.
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I just checked and I *do not* have either your ISP
chebucto.ns.ca or the above IP addy blocked. Nor do I have
*any* IP in the 192.* range blocked.

E-mail me privately with your web-browser details (i.e. the
user-agent) and I'll check if I've blocked it. Similarly, let
me know if you use an anonymizer, and if so, which one.

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--
Laura Fredericks
4Q's "wicked evil bitch of satire, parody, humor and trollism"

PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

alt.comp.virus photo gallery:
http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/acvgallery/

usenet flamewars:
http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

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