I promised myself that I wouldn't post to the Guiding Light anymore, but
I just have to read your posts. Good Time Barnie and I are going to burn
down the White House and one of your radar sites next April Fools Day,
but I wanted to clear it with you first - wouldn't want to offend a good
buddy.
We have no intentions on attacking Maine or California. We've got too
many good Canadians in Hollywood, not to mention Blinky. We will not be
taking any prisoners so you won't have to worry about demands for money,
threats of execution or other silly things like that.
Some will think this as foolish, others will see that our actions are
truly nationalistic in nature. 1. We might get lucky and eliminate
George Bush's facial tick by giving the silly fool a good scare. 2.
Those radar sites could probably use a good paint job and general
cleanup.
We've been accused by some foreigner from across the pond of sitting on
all the world's freah water. Jeez, first you steal all our good actors
and comedians, then you want our water - we Canadians have to draw the
line somewhere! Dammit, maybe we will attack Maine - I've always liked
the look of that coastline. we'll see....
badPOKO
sorry I even voted on that thing