Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven
for
judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.
"Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hangout
with God, I have a question for Him." St. Peter took Mr Honda to the
Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major
flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't
even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs" .
" Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look
(obviously a Scot!)" .
God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited
for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my
invention seems to be flawed. But according to these numbers, more men
are
riding my invention than yours ..."
for
judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.
"Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hangout
with God, I have a question for Him." St. Peter took Mr Honda to the
Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major
flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't
even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs" .
" Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look
(obviously a Scot!)" .
God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited
for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my
invention seems to be flawed. But according to these numbers, more men
are
riding my invention than yours ..."
