slumpy's spamming song

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spamming

do i want to make some money fast ?
do i want to make my erection last ?
or find that someone from my past ?
then i need some spamming

do i want to make 3 grand a week ?
or need some help from a IT geek ?
or a miracle-cure for joints that creak ?
then i need some spamming

i need to meet that woman round the corner
who needs to get some cock from me tonight
but i think it's only fair that i should warn her
that since i did the enlargement thing
it might feel just a little bit tight

do i want to help release some cash ?
(a bank in Lagos is where it's stashed)
do I want to look up Hilton's gash ?
then i need some spamming

i really need some vicodin by sunday
viagara for a night out on the town
and then i'm really going to have a fun day
trying to work out how i get
the bloody thing to go back down

do i want to work from home ?
buy an unlocked mobile phone ?
watch a cam-slut cry and moan ?
then i need some spamming

I thank you
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slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(cheap at twice the price...)
 
Yanno, I just can't understand you posting stuff like this. The least you
could do is include the chords or maybe a tab sheet.
 
....and seconds before the explosion, Ceg emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:
Yanno, I just can't understand you posting stuff like this. The
least you could do is include the chords or maybe a tab sheet.
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Verse kind of to the tune of When I'm Cleaning Windows by George Formby LOL
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slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(cheap at twice the price...)
 
....and seconds before the explosion, jo emerged from the bunker carrying the
last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:
I do hope no-one attempts a rewrite of Bob Marley's 'Jamming'...
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Hoooly Messiah ! ;-)
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slumpy
no more
no less
just me
(cheap at twice the price...)
 
slumpy said:
...and seconds before the explosion, Ceg emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:


Verse kind of to the tune of When I'm Cleaning Windows by George Formby LOL
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Have a look at (and listen to):

http://www.geocities.com/robtmcphee/

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¶ Max refused to climb the mountain - he was an anti-climb Max.
 
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