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Skybuck Flying
Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooooo yoyoyoyoyoyo and
helllllllllllllloooooooo to another EPISODE IN RETARDED ELECTRONICS !
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHEHEHEHEHEHEYEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's your electronics EXPERT SKYBUCK AGAIN ! =D
YEAH ! =D
And boy-oh-boy do I have news for you !
We probably already know that the SEASONIC S12 (Power Supply) (MAIN!) Power
Cable is a bit on the short side !
But when you combine this with ASROCKS power socket placement retardness and
ANTEC 1200 power supply placement retardness it becomes a REAL PROBLEM !
So let's sum that up for you shall we:
1. Seasonic S12 main power cable very short, but would have been sufficient
if not far:
2. ASRock's retarded power socket placement way up on the motherboard,
instead of the center where it should have been.
3. Antec 1200's crazy power supply bottom placement ?! (well at least there
is a big air vent up top lol)
Euuuuhhhmmmm perhaps you are confused and can't possssssibly imagine what's
going on therefore I shall provide you with two pictures, one ascii/ansi
picture for future reference and one actual http link to a real picture I
just took, WITH MY BIG MOTHERFOKKING MIDDLE FINGER DOWN IN THE AIR POINTING
TOWARDS THE PROBLEM LOCATION.
Ascii/Ansi picture:
Antec1200 Case sideways:
up
/|\
.---> left/sideways
top blow hole
+--|--------------|-----------------------------
| power button-> \
| drives ---> |
|<-- blow holes |
| |
| |
| +---------------------------------+ |
| | +-+ | |
| | | | | |
| | power socket->| | | |
| | | | | |
| | to far away +-+ | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| +---------------------------------| |
| |
| |
| _ |
| /| |
| / |
| etc |
| / |
| / |
| / |
| / <- power cable |
| / to short |
| / |
| / |
| / |
| / |
|+------------------+ |
|| | |
|| | |
|| Power supply | |
|| | |
|| | |
|+------------------+ |
+------------------------------------------------+
As they generally say:
"Assumptions are the mother of all fok-ups !"
+ Skybuck knowledge/advice/experience/tip/saying:
"If you don't test, you don't know if it works"
What assumptions were made by all parties, what test where dumbly enough not
done:
1. ASRock assuming the power supply would be up top !
VERY FOKKING WRONG ASSUMPTION.
2. ASRock not testing their micro-atx motherboard with this VERY POPULAIR
ANTEC1200 CASE !
^ What a huge failure.
3. My assumption that ASRock tested their motherboard from 2009 with the
case from 2005/2006/2007 the ANTEC 1200.
^ Boy was I wrong... Apperently ASRock has no idea how populair this case
is, or they fokking morons who never tested or perhaps their power cable was
long enough ?!
4. ASRock apperently did not test ANTEC 1200 + Seasonic S12 Power supply
which is also a very populair combination ?!
^ FOK-UP.
5. ANTEC 1200 Manufacturer <- Assuming placing power supply on bottom would
not introduce any compatibility problems ?!
^ It goes against the "intel" case design ?!
Introducing multiple designs/combiniations leads to "testing
possibilities/combinations explosion ?!"
6. ASRock assuming placing the power socket at the TOP would be a good idea
and not a problem ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Why not central ?!?! Have they even heard of cases with power supply at
bottom ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
^ HELLLOOOOOOO ?!?!?!?!? WAKE UP, SMELL THE COFFEE, WHIPE SHIT FROM EYES AND
LOOOOOOOK INTO THE WORLD
YOU NOT ALONE OUT HERE ! LOL =D
7. ME assuming that these idiots know what they are doing and desinging
?!!?!?
Holyfok did I screw up bad by thinking/assuming that these guys test their
SHIT well.
^ How the fok am I supposed to know the cable can't reach... this is my
first and forced micro-atx setup (no decent/passively cooled 939 motherboard
available anymore in my region or favorite webstores ?!? )
Issues like this are hard to spot from just manuals and theory ! This stuff
should have been tested by those fokkers ! =D
FOK FOK FOK FOK FOK !
The question is:
I AM NOW DIGITALLY DEAD ?!?! IS MY DREAM PC NOW FINALY FINALY DEAD
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WILL IT NEVER EXPERIENCE INTERNET-LOVE EVER AGAIN ?!?!?!?!?!?
WELL I HAVE TO SHOVE AND KICK AND DRAG IT INTO IT'S GGGRRRRAVVVEEE
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MIMIMMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMMIMIMIMIMIM
WHAT A DRAMA EH ?!?!?!
SUCH DRAMA !?!?!?
SUCH EPIC FAILURE !!!!!!!!!! =D
AND THE DRAME ain't over yet !
NO SIR ! NO BOB ! NO SIR BOB ! NO MAM, ! NO MA'DAM ! NO MAAAANNNNNNNN !
This shit ain't over ! IT AIN'T OVER YET ! I TELL YOU ! IT AIN'T OVER !
NO IT'S NOT OVER YET !!!!
BECAUSE
YOU MAY AND MIGHT NOT EXPECT OR BELIEVE IT ! BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A
SECONDAIRY BACKUP POWER SUPPLY !
Oh yyyyyyeeeaaaahhhh from a DIFFERENT manufacturer !
Lesson LEARNED: buying stuff from different manufacturers OFFERS HOPE for
less RETARDATION of just one supplier.
Yessssss as some of you might know or remember or gggggooogggleee or
probably forgot... I actually bought a second power supply when my DreamPC
had it's previous CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OFF DEATH !
Somebody (probably the manufacturer himself) made me believe that the cause
of death might have been "power supply" death or power supply instability...
and thus I bought a new power supply... turned out I did't need it...
The nice thing is it comes with detacheable cables... though I hope they
don't auto-detach while my PC is on ?! That would suck ! I hope their
connections are good ! I don't need more connection issues, that's for sure
! =D
Wouldn't that be ironic ?!? If I successfully call a technician and get him
to replace the power wall socket with grounded versions... and then because
of this fokking cable issue... I get more cable issues ?!? HOLY FOK ! TALK
ABOUT CABLE ISSUES ! Motherfokkers ! This remainds me of receiver cables
issues ! HOLYFOK ! and more receiver CABLE ISSUES ! HOLYFOK !
You motherfokkers really need to sort out, document and describe and specify
your CABLE ISSUES MORE ! and pay more attention to little CABLE DETAILS
OHHHHHH YEAAAHHHH that's for sure ! =D
Anyway as I wrote:
THE DRAMA continues !
_I_ _SHALL_ _NOW_ _WALK_ _OVER_ _TO_ _MY_ _EQUIPMENT/HARDWARE_ _STASH_
and pull out the secondair power supply, like I am whipping out my dick or
something and then I shall walk back to my PC and then I shall
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee if it's CABLE IS LONGER ?!?!? FOR ****S SAKE
!
And IF it's LONGER, _I_ _ME_ and my DreamPC, shall be alright !
Ohhh nooo OTHERWISE I FAIR THAT I SHALL FEEL AS IF I WAS SHOVED A BIG DICK
UP MY ASS AND BRAIN AND FACE !!!!
A VERY BIG NASTY CHEESEY SLIMY SMELLY DICK CALLED:
"ANTEC-ASROCK-SEASONIC-****".
LOL.
Those fokkers REALLY GOD ME this time PARTNER ! THEY REALLY GOT ME ! LOL.
The suspends IS KILLING ME of excitement ISN'T ?!?!
DO YOU FEEL SUSPENDS AS WELL ?!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
WILL OR WILL THIS NOT BE THE LAST DAY IN MY LIFE OF A GLORIUS DIGITAL
EXPERIENCE.
PERHAPS this is a sign from MY FARTHER IN HEAVEN who is now with GOD !
PERHAPS my farther is trying to tell me something which goes like this:
"SON ! YOUR LIFE HAS HAD ENOUGH SUFFERING WITH PC's and IT'S POWERFULL
ADDICTION !"
"IT IS NOW TIME TO FORCE A LIBERATION OF THE UNSTAINABLE AND UNHEALTHY AND
UNAVOIDABLE ADDICTION !"
"WE/YOU/AND I SHALL NOW FREE YOU FROM THIS HELL HOLE, WE SHALL FREE YOU FROM
THE HEAT OF HELLLLLLL".
"WE SHALL FREE YOU FROM THE HELL'S HEAT AND HEAVEN'S ELECTRIC SHOCKS".
"YOU SEE MY BOY, THOSE SHOCKS WERE ALREADY AN ATTEMPT TO CALL YOU WITH US OR
TO FREE YOU"
"BUT YOU RESISTED MORE STRONGLY THEN WE COULD EVER ENTICIPATE"
"YOUR WILL TO COMPUTE-R IS STRONG"
"BUT OUR WILL TO CALL YOU WITH US, TO TURN YOU TO THE LIGHT SIDE IS
STRONGER"
"YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THE FARTHER, THE WHOLE SON AND GOD !"
"YOU SHALL BUCKLE BEFORE IT ! SO IS GOD's ALLMIGHTY WILL !" =D
To you all I SAY:
"NO DAD !"
"I WANT TO FOKKING COMPU-TER DAD !"
"I WANT TO FOKKING PLAY CRYSIS 2 MultiPlayer DEMO, WHICH IS AWAITING FOR MY
RETURN ON THE HARDDISK"
"I GOTTA SEE IT IN ACTION DAD ! I WANNA FEEL IT'S STEALTH MODE ! I WANNA
EXPERIENCE IT'S DX11 Special Effects"
"EVEN IF IT'S ON 640x480 DAD !"
"CAN'T YOU FOKKING UNDERSTAND THAT DAD ?!?!?!?!?"
"FOR FOK'S SAKE DAD ?!?!"
"WHEN I AM DEAD I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO ENJOY THE LIGHT SIDE !"
"FOR NOW I WANT TO ENJOY THE DARK SIDE WITH ALL IT'S ATTRACTIVE GLORY !"
"Furthermore..."
"MY MUSIC IS WAITING ON THAT SYSTEM DAD, YEAH !"
"I WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN DAD... I could play it on my old PC by connecting
but that's risky dad..."
"God's evil shocks might come down on me from heaven again... I WILL NOT
ALLOW IT !" YEAHAHAHAHAH =D
"I SHALL NEVER ATTACH THE RECEIVER TO MY OLD PC ! NEVER ! YOU HEAR ME !
NEVERRRRRR !" =D
And now DAD, JEZUS (the fokking) AND GOD !
I AM AND WILL GO TO THE SHACK/STASH and fokking get IT !
HEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIII GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES I AM GOING NOW !
GOING I TELL YOU ! GOING ! AND DON'T YOU STOP ME ! DON'T YOU EVEN TRY AND
MAKE ME TRIPP !
NO FOKKING WAY!
Going,
Bye,
SKYBUCK.
STAY TUNED FOR PART 2.
helllllllllllllloooooooo to another EPISODE IN RETARDED ELECTRONICS !
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHEHEHEHEHEHEYEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's your electronics EXPERT SKYBUCK AGAIN ! =D
YEAH ! =D
And boy-oh-boy do I have news for you !
We probably already know that the SEASONIC S12 (Power Supply) (MAIN!) Power
Cable is a bit on the short side !
But when you combine this with ASROCKS power socket placement retardness and
ANTEC 1200 power supply placement retardness it becomes a REAL PROBLEM !
So let's sum that up for you shall we:
1. Seasonic S12 main power cable very short, but would have been sufficient
if not far:
2. ASRock's retarded power socket placement way up on the motherboard,
instead of the center where it should have been.
3. Antec 1200's crazy power supply bottom placement ?! (well at least there
is a big air vent up top lol)
Euuuuhhhmmmm perhaps you are confused and can't possssssibly imagine what's
going on therefore I shall provide you with two pictures, one ascii/ansi
picture for future reference and one actual http link to a real picture I
just took, WITH MY BIG MOTHERFOKKING MIDDLE FINGER DOWN IN THE AIR POINTING
TOWARDS THE PROBLEM LOCATION.
Ascii/Ansi picture:
Antec1200 Case sideways:
up
/|\
.---> left/sideways
top blow hole
+--|--------------|-----------------------------
| power button-> \
| drives ---> |
|<-- blow holes |
| |
| |
| +---------------------------------+ |
| | +-+ | |
| | | | | |
| | power socket->| | | |
| | | | | |
| | to far away +-+ | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| +---------------------------------| |
| |
| |
| _ |
| /| |
| / |
| etc |
| / |
| / |
| / |
| / <- power cable |
| / to short |
| / |
| / |
| / |
| / |
|+------------------+ |
|| | |
|| | |
|| Power supply | |
|| | |
|| | |
|+------------------+ |
+------------------------------------------------+
As they generally say:
"Assumptions are the mother of all fok-ups !"
+ Skybuck knowledge/advice/experience/tip/saying:
"If you don't test, you don't know if it works"
What assumptions were made by all parties, what test where dumbly enough not
done:
1. ASRock assuming the power supply would be up top !
VERY FOKKING WRONG ASSUMPTION.
2. ASRock not testing their micro-atx motherboard with this VERY POPULAIR
ANTEC1200 CASE !
^ What a huge failure.
3. My assumption that ASRock tested their motherboard from 2009 with the
case from 2005/2006/2007 the ANTEC 1200.
^ Boy was I wrong... Apperently ASRock has no idea how populair this case
is, or they fokking morons who never tested or perhaps their power cable was
long enough ?!
4. ASRock apperently did not test ANTEC 1200 + Seasonic S12 Power supply
which is also a very populair combination ?!
^ FOK-UP.
5. ANTEC 1200 Manufacturer <- Assuming placing power supply on bottom would
not introduce any compatibility problems ?!
^ It goes against the "intel" case design ?!
Introducing multiple designs/combiniations leads to "testing
possibilities/combinations explosion ?!"
6. ASRock assuming placing the power socket at the TOP would be a good idea
and not a problem ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Why not central ?!?! Have they even heard of cases with power supply at
bottom ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
^ HELLLOOOOOOO ?!?!?!?!? WAKE UP, SMELL THE COFFEE, WHIPE SHIT FROM EYES AND
LOOOOOOOK INTO THE WORLD
YOU NOT ALONE OUT HERE ! LOL =D
7. ME assuming that these idiots know what they are doing and desinging
?!!?!?
Holyfok did I screw up bad by thinking/assuming that these guys test their
SHIT well.
^ How the fok am I supposed to know the cable can't reach... this is my
first and forced micro-atx setup (no decent/passively cooled 939 motherboard
available anymore in my region or favorite webstores ?!? )
Issues like this are hard to spot from just manuals and theory ! This stuff
should have been tested by those fokkers ! =D
FOK FOK FOK FOK FOK !
The question is:
I AM NOW DIGITALLY DEAD ?!?! IS MY DREAM PC NOW FINALY FINALY DEAD
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WILL IT NEVER EXPERIENCE INTERNET-LOVE EVER AGAIN ?!?!?!?!?!?
WELL I HAVE TO SHOVE AND KICK AND DRAG IT INTO IT'S GGGRRRRAVVVEEE
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MIMIMMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMMIMIMIMIMIM
WHAT A DRAMA EH ?!?!?!
SUCH DRAMA !?!?!?
SUCH EPIC FAILURE !!!!!!!!!! =D
AND THE DRAME ain't over yet !
NO SIR ! NO BOB ! NO SIR BOB ! NO MAM, ! NO MA'DAM ! NO MAAAANNNNNNNN !
This shit ain't over ! IT AIN'T OVER YET ! I TELL YOU ! IT AIN'T OVER !
NO IT'S NOT OVER YET !!!!
BECAUSE
YOU MAY AND MIGHT NOT EXPECT OR BELIEVE IT ! BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A
SECONDAIRY BACKUP POWER SUPPLY !
Oh yyyyyyeeeaaaahhhh from a DIFFERENT manufacturer !
Lesson LEARNED: buying stuff from different manufacturers OFFERS HOPE for
less RETARDATION of just one supplier.
Yessssss as some of you might know or remember or gggggooogggleee or
probably forgot... I actually bought a second power supply when my DreamPC
had it's previous CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OFF DEATH !
Somebody (probably the manufacturer himself) made me believe that the cause
of death might have been "power supply" death or power supply instability...
and thus I bought a new power supply... turned out I did't need it...
The nice thing is it comes with detacheable cables... though I hope they
don't auto-detach while my PC is on ?! That would suck ! I hope their
connections are good ! I don't need more connection issues, that's for sure
! =D
Wouldn't that be ironic ?!? If I successfully call a technician and get him
to replace the power wall socket with grounded versions... and then because
of this fokking cable issue... I get more cable issues ?!? HOLY FOK ! TALK
ABOUT CABLE ISSUES ! Motherfokkers ! This remainds me of receiver cables
issues ! HOLYFOK ! and more receiver CABLE ISSUES ! HOLYFOK !
You motherfokkers really need to sort out, document and describe and specify
your CABLE ISSUES MORE ! and pay more attention to little CABLE DETAILS
OHHHHHH YEAAAHHHH that's for sure ! =D
Anyway as I wrote:
THE DRAMA continues !
_I_ _SHALL_ _NOW_ _WALK_ _OVER_ _TO_ _MY_ _EQUIPMENT/HARDWARE_ _STASH_
and pull out the secondair power supply, like I am whipping out my dick or
something and then I shall walk back to my PC and then I shall
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee if it's CABLE IS LONGER ?!?!? FOR ****S SAKE
!
And IF it's LONGER, _I_ _ME_ and my DreamPC, shall be alright !
Ohhh nooo OTHERWISE I FAIR THAT I SHALL FEEL AS IF I WAS SHOVED A BIG DICK
UP MY ASS AND BRAIN AND FACE !!!!
A VERY BIG NASTY CHEESEY SLIMY SMELLY DICK CALLED:
"ANTEC-ASROCK-SEASONIC-****".
LOL.
Those fokkers REALLY GOD ME this time PARTNER ! THEY REALLY GOT ME ! LOL.
The suspends IS KILLING ME of excitement ISN'T ?!?!
DO YOU FEEL SUSPENDS AS WELL ?!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
WILL OR WILL THIS NOT BE THE LAST DAY IN MY LIFE OF A GLORIUS DIGITAL
EXPERIENCE.
PERHAPS this is a sign from MY FARTHER IN HEAVEN who is now with GOD !
PERHAPS my farther is trying to tell me something which goes like this:
"SON ! YOUR LIFE HAS HAD ENOUGH SUFFERING WITH PC's and IT'S POWERFULL
ADDICTION !"
"IT IS NOW TIME TO FORCE A LIBERATION OF THE UNSTAINABLE AND UNHEALTHY AND
UNAVOIDABLE ADDICTION !"
"WE/YOU/AND I SHALL NOW FREE YOU FROM THIS HELL HOLE, WE SHALL FREE YOU FROM
THE HEAT OF HELLLLLLL".
"WE SHALL FREE YOU FROM THE HELL'S HEAT AND HEAVEN'S ELECTRIC SHOCKS".
"YOU SEE MY BOY, THOSE SHOCKS WERE ALREADY AN ATTEMPT TO CALL YOU WITH US OR
TO FREE YOU"
"BUT YOU RESISTED MORE STRONGLY THEN WE COULD EVER ENTICIPATE"
"YOUR WILL TO COMPUTE-R IS STRONG"
"BUT OUR WILL TO CALL YOU WITH US, TO TURN YOU TO THE LIGHT SIDE IS
STRONGER"
"YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THE FARTHER, THE WHOLE SON AND GOD !"
"YOU SHALL BUCKLE BEFORE IT ! SO IS GOD's ALLMIGHTY WILL !" =D
To you all I SAY:
"NO DAD !"
"I WANT TO FOKKING COMPU-TER DAD !"
"I WANT TO FOKKING PLAY CRYSIS 2 MultiPlayer DEMO, WHICH IS AWAITING FOR MY
RETURN ON THE HARDDISK"
"I GOTTA SEE IT IN ACTION DAD ! I WANNA FEEL IT'S STEALTH MODE ! I WANNA
EXPERIENCE IT'S DX11 Special Effects"
"EVEN IF IT'S ON 640x480 DAD !"
"CAN'T YOU FOKKING UNDERSTAND THAT DAD ?!?!?!?!?"
"FOR FOK'S SAKE DAD ?!?!"
"WHEN I AM DEAD I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO ENJOY THE LIGHT SIDE !"
"FOR NOW I WANT TO ENJOY THE DARK SIDE WITH ALL IT'S ATTRACTIVE GLORY !"
"Furthermore..."
"MY MUSIC IS WAITING ON THAT SYSTEM DAD, YEAH !"
"I WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN DAD... I could play it on my old PC by connecting
but that's risky dad..."
"God's evil shocks might come down on me from heaven again... I WILL NOT
ALLOW IT !" YEAHAHAHAHAH =D
"I SHALL NEVER ATTACH THE RECEIVER TO MY OLD PC ! NEVER ! YOU HEAR ME !
NEVERRRRRR !" =D
And now DAD, JEZUS (the fokking) AND GOD !
I AM AND WILL GO TO THE SHACK/STASH and fokking get IT !
HEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIII GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES I AM GOING NOW !
GOING I TELL YOU ! GOING ! AND DON'T YOU STOP ME ! DON'T YOU EVEN TRY AND
MAKE ME TRIPP !
NO FOKKING WAY!
Going,
Bye,
SKYBUCK.
STAY TUNED FOR PART 2.