Sea joke

[TriplexDread]

What did the two oceans say to each other?



Nothing, they just WAVED!!

 

[Urmas]

What did one wave say to the other wave?

Nothing. It just waved.

 

[bootneck02]

 

[nivrip]

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker.

 

[bootneck02]

 

[Urmas]

How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance.

 

[bootneck02]

 

[floppybootstomp]

Anybody have a length of stout rope and a copy of the Boy Scouts book of illustrated common knots?

 

[Anon_F]

 

[nivrip]

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."