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What happened to the days when kids who didn't do home work etc at school or miss behaved etc got a bloody good hiding from the head master..?
Now teachers are getting suspended for all kinds of sh*t....

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081204/tod-british-teacher-suspended-over-push-6058bda.html
I might be a bit harsh when I say this, but bring back corparal punishment and put the fear back into kids that I once had at school..Yeach tehm what is wrong and right, the streets we walk on might be safer after that...
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Edit: Judging by my spelling I need to go back to bl**dy school
 
If you really want them to be happy in school then forget teachers all together. I thought school was for learning not just to be happy?
 
I can remember at school:

Being made to run three times round a football pitch in just shorts and plimsolls in the middle of winter for being lippy to a teacher.

Being whacked across the backside with one of those Gym climbing ropes.

Being hit round the back of the head with a huge textbook for trying to disrupt the class.

Being hit on the backside with a size twelve plimsole, numerous occasions, for bad-mouthing the music teacher.

Being caned on the hands and the backside with a cane, countless ocassions, strokes ranged from two to six.

Two for being lippy, six for putting my hand up the French teachers skirt as she walked past my desk. On that one occasion, six was worth it ;) Hi Miss Ricard, how ya doing? :D

And for setting fire to my desk whilst sitting at it: Suspended two weeks.

And did I turn out wrong?

Don't answer that :eek:
 
floppybootstomp said:
And did I turn out wrong? Don't answer that :eek:
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Great to hear that at least 6 was worth it it FBS.
You sound like you turned out OK.

Unlike those who are mollycoddled these days.
No this, not allowed to do that or against their european human rights etc, etc!
Lead paint on your toys never did me any harm!

I remember the good old days, feck i sound like an old codger!
 
floppybootstomp said:
And did I turn out wrong?

Don't answer that :eek:
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Not knowing you personaly, I can't really comment..But judging you from here I think you're a pretty decent bloke.....
 
I was the only boy in the entire history of the school to be made HEAD BOY and then demoted.

I only planted six stink bomb booby traps in the male and female teachers toilets.

Did I turn out wrong ?

Think carefuly before answering.

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itsme said:
I don`t know have a look see if all body parts are in the correct place:lol:
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Masterful reply worthy of a diplomat.
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I were head librarian at school :nod: don’t know why? Because I couldn’t read :D But I could run fast to catch the book worms, I suppose thats why I were chosen;)
 
floppybootstomp said:
six for putting my hand up the French teachers skirt as she walked past my desk. On that one occasion, six was worth it
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LOL. I really like that. :lol:
 
It's a strange thing, really, always top of the class, always in trouble, a paradox, in their eyes.

When I think back to that incident with the French teacher, I'm actually quite horrified, it's sexual harrassment isn't it? No doubt if I'd done that now I'd be crucified by a court full of hairy dykes... :D

Ooops, steady on Tony, you must be politically sound.

Anyway, ahem, I was still out of order, somebody dared me actually, otherwise I probably wouldn't have dreamed of doing it.

Anything to get a reaction, a laugh, so I done it. Wot a pratt. No matter, I was punished, me and Ms Ricard still got on well til I left school so no harm done I suppose.

I thought I was dead clever back then. Looking back, I think if I was my teacher I'd have given me a good slap :lol:

I stayed on two years, was a sixth former when I left. They told me I was the first sixth former in the school's history not to be given a leaving certificate because of bad behaviour.

So It was with some pleasure I arrived back at the school two years later representing the local newspaper to cover a story involving the school. The looks, the surprise on their faces. They had to suck up to me to get press coverage - sweet revenge :D
 
floppybootstomp said:
When I think back to that incident with the French teacher, I'm actually quite horrified, it's sexual harrassment isn't it?
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I finished High School with no less than 12 A+'s And Uncle Flopps was it wrong what you did..? I don't really know...My Maths teacher in my 2nd last year of school, who i'll have you know I had a little thing with at scholl is now my current partner and mother to all of my kids..I would call what you did a school boy prank..
 
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