Bah, humbug. That doesn't come close to the schlock factor of
the retired stripper auctioning off one of her recently removed
enormous breast implants.
Does anyone remember the "Giant Crutons" for sale a few years ago? I
was highly tempted to use Buy-It-Now for $2000, but maybe it was the
potato chip that enlightened me not to... It's a sign! My life is
forever changed!