Problems with Microsoft products

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David H. Lipman said:
Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to
assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be
contacted on this email address:

(e-mail address removed)

If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me
direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.

I hope I can be of help to you all.

David H Lipman

David is the the great and powerful Oz!
David says, "Ignore that man behind the curtain."
David has neglected to take his medication and is again hearing those
voices in his head.
David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him chanting,
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and provides
lip service.
David's expertise is exhibited by his lack of knowledge regarding the
headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host.
David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his time reading
e-mails.
David is very, very lonely and desparate for any contact.
David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go outside to
play with the other kids.
 
It's not from David, he's being spoofed by someone.
 
Vanguardx said:
David is the the great and powerful Oz!
David says, "Ignore that man behind the curtain."
David has neglected to take his medication and is again hearing those
voices in his head.
David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has him chanting,
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man" and provides
lip service.
David's expertise is exhibited by his lack of knowledge regarding the
headers in his own post, like NNTP-Posting-Host.
David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all his time
reading e-mails.
David is very, very lonely and desparate for any contact.
David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and go outside to
play with the other kids.


IT ISN'T DAVID!! I know exactly who it is (well I don't, but I know his ISP
and they're doing bugger all about anything). I have contacted the MD, and
forwarded all posts to him, but he's not doing anything.

David Lipman isn't Australian - he's American. You're thinking of David
Candy, who does have some mental disorder which means he goes off on one
when he forgets his medication.

Will Denny (MVP) is collecting these posts and he (and one or two other
MVPs) are preparing a dossier to send to Hotchilli (the moron's ISP) and,
hopefully, this time, they'll listen!
 
Miss said:
IT ISN'T DAVID!! I know exactly who it is (well I don't, but I know
his ISP and they're doing bugger all about anything). I have
contacted the MD, and forwarded all posts to him, but he's not doing
anything.
David Lipman isn't Australian - he's American. You're thinking of
David Candy, who does have some mental disorder which means he goes
off on one when he forgets his medication.

Will Denny (MVP) is collecting these posts and he (and one or two
other MVPs) are preparing a dossier to send to Hotchilli (the moron's
ISP) and, hopefully, this time, they'll listen!


I should add that David does *NOT* post date! This moron does, and does it
deliberately.
 
David Candy doesn't have some mental disorder,
He just has a short fuse in regard to know-all bigmouths, (you've probably
caused him to snap often).
 
Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am available to assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products. I can be contacted on this email address:

(e-mail address removed)

If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then contact me direct. There is no need to post your queries on this newsgroup.

I hope I can be of help to you all.

David H Lipman
 
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