nivrip
Yorkshire Cruncher
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing has moved
for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair
Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.
They're asking for a £10 million ransom or they're going to douse
them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up
a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'
'Most people are giving about a gallon.'
for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair
Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.
They're asking for a £10 million ransom or they're going to douse
them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up
a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'
'Most people are giving about a gallon.'
